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publ1us 7 points ago +7 / -0

Then next thing you know they’re protesting in favor of endless war and not realizing it.

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publ1us 8 points ago +8 / -0

The only Royals I care about play baseball in Kansas City.

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publ1us 4 points ago +4 / -0

To be fair, it could mean “California Sparking Wine” in this context, I wouldn’t expect GEOTUS to be a pedant about such a distinction. But you are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

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publ1us 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Orange man” is from the color of his tan, Family Guy in particular exaggerated it as well as all of his other physical characteristics to make him look grotesque, or to reflect how the left probably sees him through the shit colored glasses that make them so miserable.

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publ1us 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol, some Daily Show promo the other day claimed there never was any inflation, and that the border crossing crisis is also totally made up.

TDS is a perfect acronym for that show.

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publ1us 1 point ago +1 / -0

There’s a Simpsons episode where Elon lands a rocket in their yard, follows Homer around because his simple mind gives him ideas, and the whole time, Lisa follows him around adoringly.

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publ1us 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way

The time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say

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publ1us 6 points ago +6 / -0

I believe it. The woke mob was after her at basically every opportunity last season. She was also accused of "not saying enough", or "not advocating enough", you know, in the way leftists strong arm people into supporting them.

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publ1us 1 point ago +1 / -0

I overheard a girl at a bar recently saying she thought KANSAS "is actually a purple state".

Hahahahahahahahahaha

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publ1us 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hyperdimensional Checkmate.

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publ1us 0 points ago +2 / -2

Yep, I can imagine it: Trump will not even be inaugurated yet and they will blame Biden's tanking the economy on purpose for the past four years on him... Then they give Biden credit for it when it recovers from Trump's policies. Business as usual.

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publ1us 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmao for real. I talk about how goofy Trump is in an endearing way, usually before doing my very best impression of him! Believe me!

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publ1us 3 points ago +3 / -0

TV’s Craig Ferguson was the best. I’ve seen him do stand up twice.

it’s a great day for America everyone!

I’ve never laughed harder than when he had people filling in as the robot skeleton and he got Larry King for one show.

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publ1us 5 points ago +5 / -0

As they simultaneously will proceed to gaslight everyone into thinking Trump is a fearmonger.

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publ1us 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pat MacAfee was under fire recently for saying (paraphrasing) he wouldn’t want his daughter to have to fight a transgendered athlete.

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publ1us 16 points ago +16 / -0

The fake news headlines on this truly were something else, rationalizing “this picture doesn’t REALLY show Trumps ear bleeding”. They actually moved the fucking goal posts on us, telling us not to believe the evidence of our eyes or ears, like Big Brother.

The lefts mantra for such things is basically: it didn’t happen, if you think it did you’re racist, and once they can’t cover it up anymore: it wasn’t actually a big deal and is even a good thing because they’re trying to save democracy from orange Hitler.

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publ1us 1 point ago +1 / -0

Part Mexi-pede here, and that reply made me lol.

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