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queef 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'd estimate that 99.17% of my contributions here are shitposts, but maybe I will be serious for a moment. For whatever reason, I'm not as depressed as the MSM suggests I should be. In fact, I checked in to watch MSM coverage of the election results (I rarely watch anything anymore as GAW is my primary news source) and I was pleased how I so easily picked up on their BS narrative. So thank you boys and girls of GAW for that. Like the rest of you, I would enjoy a few (thousand) tribunals during the holidays with a side order of executions, but all I can do is give it two weeks to stop the dread.

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queef 5 points ago +7 / -2

It doesn’t take a Professor to know the missing H is for Thurston Howell III, who owns the surrounding islands.

No one really gets stuck on an island when they had all the tools they needed to leave.

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queef 2 points ago +2 / -0

That was Lyin' Ted. Little Marco was the one in the hot tub.

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queef 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you can't remember your password, what's the chances you will remember to wash your member?

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queef 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's no evidence the hole was small or a window was involved, but we do know the intruder was squeezing into a hole.

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queef 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lest anybody think that that post was somebody who was truly banned that was not. His username has code that’s indicative of the mentioning of the name of a certain radio talk show host.

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queef 3 points ago +3 / -0

...doggie style howling in honor of Paulie...

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queef 4 points ago +4 / -0

For those keeping score, Nancy Pelosi has now refused to hand over security footage from:

• January 6

• Paul's backdoor intrusion

• her Botox clinic

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queef 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anyone from the Czech Republic should get it for free.

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queef 22 points ago +22 / -0

This will get delayed until the next Congress, when Speaker Trump will send Aunt Maxine back to making pancakes and the only place Aunt Nancy will be using her gavel is on her hubby.

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queef 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Q shaped pretzels are a must have.

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queef 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like pro pineapple shills have invaded the board.

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queef 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just make the cake taste like fish.

On second thought, then you'd have two satisfied customers.

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queef 1 point ago +1 / -0

I do believe Gigglesnort is also the Secret Service code name for Hunter Biden.

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