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Uncle_Fester 7 points ago +7 / -0

CONgress can't keep a good secret. They will spill the tea.

Planned.

Pain.

A thousand cuts.

Et tu Brute?

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Uncle_Fester 3 points ago +3 / -0

...and their blow up dolls gift wrapped...

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Uncle_Fester 7 points ago +7 / -0

We don't write the news, we just report it.

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Uncle_Fester 5 points ago +5 / -0

OH! I searched U-Haul cross ice. Thank you fren.

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Uncle_Fester 10 points ago +10 / -0

Like a dog after a rabbit.

Hat tip u/Mr_A.

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Uncle_Fester 1 point ago +1 / -0

Right.

I was going to call it "Cracker Barrel before the old man sold out", but with a modern twist. And they aren't shy about letting you know how far away you are from one.

They have a wall of nuts too.

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Uncle_Fester 1 point ago +1 / -0

kek


Buc-ee's

Remember the name. There is nothing like it.

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Uncle_Fester 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ever been inside a Buc-ee's?

They have a wall of jerky.

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

After two years of transformation at The Washington Post, now is the right time for me to step aside

Smoking hole behind him agrees.

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Uncle_Fester 18 points ago +18 / -0

I don't fly anymore, but I used to sit in the pointy end.

Even as a pilot I was subjected to the humiliation ritual.

Did these people not realize (or remember) what a pilot can do with an airplane? I didn't need to bring anything on board with me.

So glad I retired. But I still look up.

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Uncle_Fester 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its for real. Another article, different source.

Peanut oil and bacon grease for me.

No comment from the Olive Garden head office.

Not even "...try our toasted raviolis. They are to die for."

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

I watch the whole (extended) trilogy every Christmas (they were released at Christmas time).


"The Dead are following," said Legolas. "I see shapes of Men and of horses, and pale banners like shreds of cloud, and spears like winter-thickets on a misty night. The Dead are following."

"Yes, the Dead ride behind. They have been summoned," said Elladan.


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Uncle_Fester 5 points ago +5 / -0

they will actually demand swift and brutal justice.

Brutal justice is ready.

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Uncle_Fester 1 point ago +1 / -0

From the "Think Before You Eat Out" file:


Olive Garden chef boils himself in oil

"...the man stripped his clothes off and “went headfirst into the fryers.”

Best comment: They tried desperately to save him but unfortunately he pasta away.

2nd runner up: If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.

NO! Not that way.

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Uncle_Fester 3 points ago +3 / -0

Focus on gun control - more training is required.

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Uncle_Fester 4 points ago +4 / -0

Chris Cornell - You Know My Name

Can you imagine being asked to write a Bond theme song and turning in this tune?

Ultimate mic drop!

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