Future proves past?
...and their blow up dolls gift wrapped...
We don't write the news, we just report it.
OH! I searched U-Haul cross ice. Thank you fren.
Right.
I was going to call it "Cracker Barrel before the old man sold out", but with a modern twist. And they aren't shy about letting you know how far away you are from one.
They have a wall of nuts too.
The wall of jerky.
Ever been inside a Buc-ee's?
They have a wall of jerky.
After two years of transformation at The Washington Post, now is the right time for me to step aside
Smoking hole behind him agrees.
That was fun.
I don't fly anymore, but I used to sit in the pointy end.
Even as a pilot I was subjected to the humiliation ritual.
Did these people not realize (or remember) what a pilot can do with an airplane? I didn't need to bring anything on board with me.
So glad I retired. But I still look up.
End the TSA
Its for real. Another article, different source.
Peanut oil and bacon grease for me.
No comment from the Olive Garden head office.
Not even "...try our toasted raviolis. They are to die for."
...in thine mercy.
kek
Don't forget the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
Book of Armaments 2: 9-21
"The Patriots are in control."
- X22 Dave
I watch the whole (extended) trilogy every Christmas (they were released at Christmas time).
"The Dead are following," said Legolas. "I see shapes of Men and of horses, and pale banners like shreds of cloud, and spears like winter-thickets on a misty night. The Dead are following."
"Yes, the Dead ride behind. They have been summoned," said Elladan.
they will actually demand swift and brutal justice.
Brutal justice is ready.
Streisand effect incoming.
From the "Think Before You Eat Out" file:
Olive Garden chef boils himself in oil
"...the man stripped his clothes off and “went headfirst into the fryers.”
Best comment: They tried desperately to save him but unfortunately he pasta away.
2nd runner up: If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.
NO! Not that way.
Focus on gun control - more training is required.
Chris Cornell - You Know My Name
Can you imagine being asked to write a Bond theme song and turning in this tune?
Ultimate mic drop!
Your apology is acknowledged but not accepted.
CONgress can't keep a good secret. They will spill the tea.
Planned.
Pain.
A thousand cuts.
Et tu Brute?