Ok, I was the one in charge of mailing out all the invitations for our big, long-anticipated March 4th Insurrection tomorrow, and I just realized they're all still sitting in the trunk of my car!!!! I was going to mail these off several weeks ago, but then we had an unexpected snow storm, and the post office was closed... and well, I just fucked up.
I probably wouldn't have even remembered, as I don't check my car trunk that often, but I started noticing today all the news references to our grassroots takedown of the Deep State, and wondered why nobody around here seemed to a) be planning on going, or b) even quite know what the media was talking about!
And then I realized, oh shit, this was my fault! And after all the hard work the Qanon Club Art Department did with the graphic design - the "1/Q/3/4" theme was very clever, inspired even! I'm so sorry, guys. I'll at least recycle the invites.
Well, anyways, if you can make it tomorrow, please try. Turnout may be down, but regardless, I have no doubt we'll manage to string up at least a few Congressmen and burn down some demonic federal buildings, per Q's guidance... even if not quite as many as our planning sessions called for. And also, if everybody could, right now!, please call the three names above you and below you in the QANON directory, and urge those fellow members to make it on out tomorrow morning, that'd be awesome.
We're still planning to meet first at the Capitol, at Q-minus-9 o'clock. and then we'll all just rampage organically together from there.
Love you guys! Sorry again for me dropping the ball on this one, but I know you are all ready to bring the pain, even on such short notice, and it's going to be a blast!
QANON FOREVER,
BasedInFact
Bless you, Evspra, for doing your part to make tomorrow the best. insurrection. evar.
Although my post here has had quite the journey today, going from “Removed” to “Approved” to “Insufficiently Flaired”, but finally triumphing and making it all the way to the top of Sticky Mountain, through only sheer determination, and indomitable sarcasm. Good going little buddy, you really did it!
I’d be inclined to say that this damning fact is amazing in its sheer sadness, that these people are simply broken human beings, but once you’ve been to the top of Sticky Mountain, man, you realize that...
https://i-chzbgr-com.cdn.ampproject.org/ii/w820/s/i.chzbgr.com/full/5160387072/h6E955FB4/haters-gonna-hate
Well, I bet I can guess who one of them was.
https://greatawakening.win/p/12hkYRArLk/x/c/4DyLeLsgNar?d=50
This guy totally sniffed me out as a sneaky Obama-lover, despite what I thought was a pretty solid camo game I’ve been working.
Well, ?, foiled!
you know, cats has tag as WORST MOD, but I think you deserve it. stickying this horrible post aboutthe nonsense demonstration that the media is going to try to blame us with for some false flag operation they are planning.the least you and thi basedinfact character could do is tell us WHERE we are meeting and what flaver gummies are prefered. also, should I bring watermelon? as an aside, are chemtrails real?
we wuz peecfull protesters! dang. what forbidden words? KIWI??? them naggerz always complainin...
If you let people know there will be punch and pie more people will come.
I only show up for Qrispy Qreme DQughnuts
And wash it down with Qatorade, the Thirst Qfixer!
Sweet! That's what I crave! (Not that I'm a plant here, or anything, because I'm 1619% not!)
But unfortunately, our refreshment budget this year only allows for water, like out the toilet.
You acknowledge Trump >>>> obama right?
Huh?
Are you lost?
Don’t worry about it you just confirmed it for me. Take care.
I think you meant Quelectrolytes. =)
Ya we'll bring her...butt first!
Can’t do Qatorade sorry that’s a coke product.
Punch and Pie!
Be ready to Qmmit Qicide with the Ql-aid!
Qicide, it's not just for the Weekend anymore!
Keq
lmao
Ohhhh a southerner! Nice!
With metal sprinkles?
Too soon.
I promise to fully cook the tendies!
Free hat?
No free hats, freeloader. They're $17.
I want a pink vag hat!!! Make Vag Great Again!!!
Pro-tip: It's already great. Maybe you're doing it wrong? ?
Well, 50% or so are great. The rest are attached to shrieking propaganda mouthpieces and must be discarded
Pro-tip: Ball gags.
You must be a pro to have the sort of zen mindset required to run enough game on such a vagina to reach the ball-gag-insertion phase. Bravo, good sir!
Somebody get this man a baby
We can meet at the Q club treehouse for some lemonade and my mom's chocolate chip cookies. Also I'll show you my sweet baseball card collection and a nudie mag my cool uncle gave me. Then we can ride our big wheel tricycles over to the insurrection.
OP is top kek. What a bunch of horseshit from the MSM.
Viva La Resistaaance!!
Kek, deserves a stickie.
Wait!?! That is tomorrow?? I am so sorry I was in charge of signs and still haven't made it to the store to get a new box of crayons for them. Sorry,guess I won't get promoted to the QANON art club now
Promoted to it?!?!? You were the head of the QANON Art Division.
Well, until now.
Sheesh, this club is a freaking mess.
The promotion was supposed to be to Tony Podesta's art procurer!
We need lighters and meth (as long as you’re going shopping)? Wear a muzzle you nazi!!!
ARF ARF
https://youtu.be/aX524Say8Sc
Don't worry, there's still time!
Just take 10 of those beautiful flyers to the Post Office Branch (tell them Piglosi sent you) and order the "Dominion Special". They'll turn them into 100 Million and have them delivered 2 weeks ago!
Dammit. Whoever is in charge of Communications sucks at their job cuz I didn't know. They need to be fired! And now I missed out on another job opportunity, Oh well, Lunchbox Joe will make it ALL better with free food and money
I'd lend my crayons but I ate them all :(
I bet you lick windows, too!
I eat paste.
I'd lend my crayons but I ate them all :(
Twice?!?!
Slow learner, eh?
Look who's talking. YOU forgot to mail the invites. Now, I'm going to have to get up at 2AM and run them all through the fax machine. TWICE!
I can haz krayon?
Dang it! I don’t have muh storming outfit clean. I can’t go man, sorry.....
Just borrow your sister's pants and your mommy's boots. They're riot-approved I see all the antifas do it.
Done and done!
This will be reflected in your pay.
Gotta save where you can when there's not enough shits to go around, kek.
You're getting paid?!!! All I've gotten is this tiki torch...
Really good! I wondered where the invitations were. I just started to assume the post office put them in the same area they keep the extra ballots until needed.
The Blue Avians are gonna be pissed, man.
???
Are we able to purchase the propeller beanies there?
This might be my favorite post on this site
My normie co-worker asked me what was going down on the 4th. I told him its more msm lies.
Well now you know!
You guys can even go together!
It’ll be fun.
It’s definitely gonna be a habbening.
You sure it wasn't your butt-mask?
Did the replacement Viking horn hats come in yet? I was so bummed when there was only one in the box last time, and "Somebody" took it! You would think they would be off back-order by now!
Covid man. It got everything screwed up. I've been trying to buy American Flag speedos for the rallies but they have been backed ordered for 3 month now!! How hard is it to make a size 54 speedo?!
No prob. Just back date them. You know, like a ballot or something...
That's actually brilliant!
I nominate you for this job next year!
Can we wait till its warmer outside. My rheumatism acts up in the cold
Oh we'll do lot's of follow-ups. Because we're not idle chit-chatters; we're serial terrorists! We've just been hella lazy, but this stops now! Or tomorrow, at least.
And very sorry to hear about the rheumatism. Although I always thought it was only Uncle Wiggly who called it "rheumatism", and that everyone else just called it arthritis. No?
you know uncle wiggly too?
I've never actually read any of the books, but we had an Uncle Wiggly board game that we played a lot as kids. ?
Rheumatism rumbles in the throat when you say it. And it sounds cool when you say it in a grizzled smoker's voice.
You spelled cereal wrong.
Always did.
Squeez some Peppermint Oil for that Rheumatism!!! Meanwhile I’ll be at the sledding race. My fav books as a child...still have the set in it’s box.
Sorry, I’m having too much fun down here in my rabbit hole. I forgot to leave enough bread crumbs to find my wray out.
Kek, really gives perspective as to how silly this whole situation is.
Media plays it up like it's the scariest thing but can never provide any real proof of it, so it's like this unspoken thing that's just supposed to be horrible because it's just so horrible (for some reason). It's like a never-ending circle, kind of like when the MSM would just go in loops sourcing each other.
You have no idea how funny this is. Top KEK! ANyone have any spare tiki torches?
All out. The fuzz took mine when we marched on, shit what day was that? And why were even marching? Ummm... Hawaiian shirt day? Damn, it sucks being a Q-tard. Anyways the dadgum cops took mine!
I have some citronella candles. Will those work instead?
Are they tactical? If so, good to go.
Only if you're a mosquito.
I lit the wrong end of mine ...
I’m here. Where the fuck is everyone?!?!
He said it's tomorrow; it's on the invite (that you haven't gotten yet). Just wait until tomorrow for the Post Office to back date your invite to have been delivered 2 weeks ago, then double-check the date at the bottom.
This is hilarious. Thank you. I love this type of humor we have here
This is an unacceptable setback but can be mitigated. You need to pray to Qthulu for forgiveness and also activate your Qpon code for automatic 7-11 machine guns. We need those quad bump-stock fully automated 7-11 machine guns ready for the Ins-Erection tomorrow. Do not let us down.
Also, will there be Wendy's or KFC? Just so you know, I'm allergic to coleslaw.
Ya um, Qosher needed for me, should have been next to my name in the directory...
My frog ate my directory. A little help with the numbers pls.
(171) - 717 - 1717 is the only number you need.
i fuckin lol'd
I am convinced the media will dead ass use this aa proof of another planned insurrection ???
Ya let me get right on that ??????????????????????????????????????????????
Kek!
Oh shoot!! And I was in charge of setting up the beverage tent. D'oh!!
Now what am I going to do with all this Kool-Aid mix?!
Hey, weren't those Jim Jones' last words? ?
(and yes, to all you mass-murder/suicide-trivia pedants out there, yes, I know it was Flavor-Aid, and not Kool-Aid. sheesh.)
Was it really grape though?
That, I will admit, I don't know.
I just kind of assumed it was all the flavors. ?♂️
The guy above me in QANON directory is listed as:
"Ferret family, hiding in Capitol Basement. Deep under cover (potentially unstable)"
I think I will skip it, just to be safe.
NOOOOO! That sleeper agent cell is critical to the Boogaloo!!
Priceless!
I knew it was you!! You damn slacker!! I've been following you all over this site and i knew you were no good!! I'll be watching you.
Well then a simple reminder, like "Hey, mail the dang invites!" might have been helpful, you know, fren?
Hey man, I was busy... doing... stuff. Don't put that evil on me, Ricky!
When u/#BasedInFact shows up with a black-eye (on the left side), we won't blame you :) We'll just say he fell down some fist-shaped stairs!
Don't forget the soda BOMBS. Now, on Jan 6th, the only ones that brought guns were the police. We don't need a screw up like that again. So this time be sure to bring those 2 L bottles of soda pop AND don't forget the MENTOS. Be sure to leave the caps off the bottles when you drop the mentos in. I saw some kids do this on America's Funniest Videos and the soda just ROCKETED out of the bottle. BOOM!!! What a RIOT! Be sure to bring paper towels to clean up the mess and DISPOSE of the WASTE properly. Keep Washington D.C. clean. Well, as clean as possible considering it's a SWAMP. Hopefully the Police and FBI can catch this on film and send it in! We all need a good laugh nowadays.
Make sure to wear eye-protection. We don't want another Nashville...