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How to get "vaccinated" (STEPS IN COMMENTS) (media.greatawakening.win) ? SHITPOST ?
posted 5 years ago by MagaMan1776 5 years ago by MagaMan1776 +131 / -0
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– MagaMan1776 [S] 36 points 5 years ago +36 / -0

STEP 1: download the ID card here (or copy paste: https://dhhs.ne.gov/Documents/ShotCard-ENGLISH.pdf)

STEP 2: Print on decent card stock. Thicker than printer paper. Something like a postcard thickness.

STEP 3: Fill in your info.

STEP 4: Google image search covid19 vaccination card and copy someone else's information lol

STEP 5: Congratulations! You're safe from a bullshit disease and you're allowed to leave your house!

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– 55645NATO 9 points 5 years ago +9 / -0

What is a patient number? How do I make one up?

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– wetsock 19 points 5 years ago +19 / -0

A patient number would most likely be the ID assigned to your chart in an electronic medical record program.

You can bullshit this pretty easily. I would also argue that no one could check is considering it would be a HIPAA violation to view medical records without the intent of treating or first having the patient consent.

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– KekforFREEDOM 6 points 5 years ago +6 / -0

I can leave my house whenever i please im a patriot. Fuck the vac and fuck the card What are you a big gov boot licker

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– MagaMan1776 [S] 9 points 5 years ago +9 / -0

I don’t know if you’re picking up what I’m putting down

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– FuckYouAsWell 1 point 5 years ago +1 / -0

We are, we just refuse to play the game.

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– Whirlybot 5 points 5 years ago +5 / -0

Thank you MagaMan1776.

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– MagaMan1776 [S] 5 points 5 years ago +5 / -0

You’re welcome patriot

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– MAGAsoyboyslayer 3 points 5 years ago +3 / -0

Yes! This is awesome! Thank You!

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– QEBL486 3 points 5 years ago +3 / -0

Patient number is optional.

The pfizer vaccine needs to be dosed at least 15 days apart but no more than 21 days per the dosing guidelines.

Given the date of separation you will likely need TWO different Lot numbers since the likelihood of being dosed with the same lot number batch is very slim.

I also advise that you have different people write the vaccine information so that it appears more authentic. (You wont always get the same person giving you the shot)

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– AdAstra_PerAspera 1 point 5 years ago +1 / -0

The lot number is the EH 9899 right?

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– QEBL486 1 point 5 years ago +1 / -0

Correct, two different lot numbers is typical for a vaccine that is supposed to be spaced out several weeks

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– TNBanjoMan 1 point 5 years ago +1 / -0

What are the dimensions of the card?

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– MagaMan1776 [S] 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

3x4

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– TNBanjoMan 1 point 5 years ago +1 / -0

Thx

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– Ogcarvattack 30 points 5 years ago +30 / -0

mine is made of lead

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– HopefulSkeptic 13 points 5 years ago +13 / -0

Encased in brass

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– SgtPepper29 8 points 5 years ago +8 / -0

then loaded into a brass wrapped lead transporter and deployer

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– BatteryBaron 5 points 5 years ago +5 / -0

Holstered at 5:00 IWB...

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– FreedomFan1975 22 points 5 years ago +22 / -0

Well since China can manufacture election ballots, maybe we can special order some of these cards from them too...

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– CokeOrPepe 8 points 5 years ago +8 / -0

Yup, they have no evidence these are fraudulent. And even if they question, they have no standing.

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– Retaining_H2O 17 points 5 years ago +17 / -0

enter text

Attached is a website for lacounty.gov where you can print off a copy PDF copy of the Covid vaccine card. :>)

Feel free to make up fake information and dates.
When putting down the Product name, you can either use Pfizer-BioNTech or call it BNT162b2.

If you want to put down the Moderna vaccine, enter product name as: mRNA-1273 or ModernaTX mRNA

If you want to put down the Johnson & Johnson vaccine, make sure to only use ONE date (it's one shot) and put the product name down as: JNJ-78436735

Make up a fake Lot #: For the Moderna vaccine, use Lot #: 041L20A For the Phizer vaccine, make up a Lot #: EM_____ (make up a 4 or 5 digit #)

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– Uncle_Fester 12 points 5 years ago +12 / -0

Thank you! Card stock can obtained from OfficeMax type places. It comes in a "pack" so you can print extras for your friends and family.

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– deleted 9 points 5 years ago +9 / -0
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– MagaMan1776 [S] 6 points 5 years ago +6 / -0

;)

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– NanaQ45 5 points 5 years ago +5 / -0

Hell, I was gonna utilize the corrupt system and pay off someone at the health department, but nevermind. Thx.

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– zujar_man 3 points 5 years ago +3 / -0

Yeh this is going to be our plan. Just bung someone who's awake at the centre a few pounds to sign the card. Fuck em.

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– KekforFREEDOM 1 point 5 years ago +1 / -0

Lolz

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– annamaga 5 points 5 years ago +5 / -0

awesome! does it need to be printed front and back? meaning, if i were to only print that front side and the back was blank, would that call it out as fake?

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– MagaMan1776 [S] 3 points 5 years ago +3 / -0

I'm not sure. I printed front and back just in case, but the back seems to be just for hispanics. Safe bet is to print both sides and leave the back blank.

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– NeverStopBelieving 8 points 5 years ago +8 / -0

Could you please send me the link . I have a 29 yr old daughter with Downs and autism ..she lives with me but the county in San Diego is haunting my door . I will never get the shot for me or her so this will make my life easier thank you

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– Phishhed44 1 point 5 years ago +1 / -0

Magaman1776 posted the pdf link at TOP now.

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– NeverStopBelieving 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

Thank you

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– KekforFREEDOM 1 point 5 years ago +1 / -0

Reply with lead next time. (Just a joke not life advice)

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– NeverStopBelieving 1 point 5 years ago +1 / -0

Yes and then drag them in my house lol .I caught the sick fuck putting his hands on my daughter officer .. single mom here I’ve raised her alone for 29 years ..I came from the modeling world, left years ago because I saw the sickness..worse now of course but damn ..sick world and getting sicker.

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– NeverStopBelieving 3 points 5 years ago +3 / -0

Thank you this was going to be my next project you saved me some time

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– Jmricht 3 points 5 years ago +3 / -0

I remember walking 2 blocks as a FIVE y/o to get the smallpox shot. By myself! Communism starting weaning its way into society a long time ago. No, you can’t tell me what to do anymore. [spez] if the Siberian’s decide to dig up smallpox they put away, I may be the one of the few vaccinated against it. I recommend leaving them alone. And they can’t be bought off. Enough said. Take care of yourselves, everyone. Patriots are in control. Everything in my body says it.

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– FreedomFan1975 3 points 5 years ago +3 / -0

Do you have the exact dimensions on this? Seems to be almost as big as half a sheet of paper so I just want to be sure...

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– MagaMan1776 [S] 3 points 5 years ago +3 / -0

It's about post card size. If you follow the link in step one of my comment and print, it should automatically be set to print at the proper size. Approx 3x4

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– wasian 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

Awesome, my friend is starting clinical and her college requires vaccination. Obviously she is smart and does not want it.

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– okaydoomer 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

So perpetuate the big lie? Great.

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– Datasinc 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

Legally could I provide these to friends, family and church fam these for cosplay uses or something to that effect?

I in no way recombed someone using this for anything illegal, only entertainment but what type of entertainment or activity would be the best umbrella?

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– MagaMan1776 [S] 4 points 5 years ago +4 / -0

I think “educational” purposes is better suited.

Here is an example of what a Covid-19 vaccination card looks and feels like, in case you ever need to check if someone is vaccinated. Do not write on here your own name, make up a patient number, write the proper name of the vaccine and a fake date and doctor. That would be totally wrong for you to do. But if you were going to, this is the card you’d use.

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– jcab93 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

This made me laugh way harder than it should have. 4 beers is probably enough for the night :-)

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– FreeinFL2020 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

Thank you!! Was looking not this the other day. For a friend of course.

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– Alkaizer 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

Thank you fren

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– MAGAsoyboyslayer 1 point 5 years ago +1 / -0

Awesome. This is a great idea!!

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– krome359 1 point 5 years ago +1 / -0

https://www.amazon.com/Best-Paper-Greetings-Postcard-Printable/dp/B06Y1THV2K/ref=sr_1_6?dchild=1&keywords=postcard+printing+paper&qid=1616012255&sr=8-6

https://www.amazon.com/Avery-Printable-Cards-Laser-Printers/dp/B00006B8G1/ref=sr_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=postcard+printing+paper&qid=1616012255&sr=8-3

https://www.amazon.com/Avery-8383-Photo-Quality-Postcards-Printers/dp/B0000AQO9N/ref=sr_1_4?dchild=1&keywords=postcard+printing+paper&qid=1616012255&sr=8-4

Which one out of these should I buy to print this out correctly?

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– MagaMan1776 [S] 4 points 5 years ago +4 / -0

Of these, probably the second one. But the card itself is 3x4 and that paper is 4x6 so you might have to do some scissor trimming

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– WestCelt 1 point 5 years ago +1 / -0

anyone have another site for a Blank? original site doesn't have it

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– SilentDeplorable 1 point 5 years ago +1 / -0

https://www.dhs.wisconsin.gov/covid-19/vaccination-card.pdf

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– AdAstra_PerAspera 1 point 5 years ago +1 / -0

same. the pdf is there but has errors

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– lilsparrow 1 point 5 years ago +1 / -0

No

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– jcab93 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

Yes.

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– jcab93 1 point 5 years ago +1 / -0

Now I just need help deciding which vaccine to "get"!!!

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– CokeOrPepe 1 point 5 years ago +1 / -0

Why not just get them all?

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– Deaf_MAGA_Pede 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

Gotta Jab 'em all!

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– 007wannabee 1 point 5 years ago +1 / -0

What does "MI" (the third blacked-out field) stand for and what is a legit-looking value to put in there?

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– MagaMan1776 [S] 1 point 5 years ago +1 / -0

Middle initial

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– 007wannabee 1 point 5 years ago +1 / -0

Doh thanks. We don't use that abbreviation here. Search engines only brought up "myocardial infarction"... etc....

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– QdaPeeps 1 point 5 years ago +1 / -0

Have they been providing documentation/proof of vaxx in all states? What about Florida? Anyone know?

(I don't know anyone that's been vaxx'd to ask) Thnx!

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– Whirlybot 1 point 5 years ago +1 / -0

TBH, I'd like to have a small shot of Regeneron just as a tonic maybe once every other year.

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