Because I am not vaccinated I am not allowed to attend my cousins wedding in Philadelphia 4 hours away. I fear I am going to miss out on so many memorable moments like this. Guess I will just have to stay home with the dog. This has a touch of sarcasm.
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Perfect excuse. Thanks leftist looney toons....I mean oh, I'm so hurt I won't be able to attend. cough
Yeah, fuck weddings. Like extracting teeth, funerals are more real, at least they last!
I don't know - a wedding is a pretty dang good memory/occasion with your family. Just lie to them and say you're vaccinated what does it matter? You don't owe the truth to people when they are unreasonable in the first place - just tell them you've had it you got it at CVS or whatever. Then print up one of those vaccine cards that is floating around on here if you think they'll challenge you. Done and done. Sometimes it's better to ask for forgiveness than permission. Go to the wedding, have fun, and just have a blast lying your ass off about getting the vaccine - make up a fake reaction story, tell them it made your whole body swell up but now just your dick is extra big or something like that - see how ridiculous you can make the story - then at the end of the wedding get on the microphone and be like 'I have a confession for everybody...' Now that's some quality Family memories!
If you've ever fibbed about being stoned and said you weren't, well then it's basically the same lie - a white lie, if you will - a slight fib... not a moral sin in the least, so don't feel bad about doing it...
So, throw an even bigger party and only invite the non-vaxxed family members.
Problem solved. :-)
Besides, look at it this way...obviously your presence meant nothing to them on their big day, so don't sweat it.
Yep. I wouldn't even send a gift or a card.
Oh. Id send a "Gift" but it would probably not be still steaming when it arrived, knowwhatimsayn?
Shiiiiiiit ... igotanideawhatyousayin.
lol
This is the correct solution.
Staying with your dog is a good choice ..unconditional love ! If your dog could speak he’d say ..thank you if you had taken it you’d be sick or dead and I’d miss you so much !
Every day is a great day for a dog. They will always be there for you.
Yes ..I could write about that statement for a long time ..I rescue out here in San Diego
Way to dodge that bullet.
hopefully I dodge many more
My cousin's kid married a weirdo. The wedding invitation said all men must be dressed in a tuxedo. And lo and behold, he turned out to be a big asshole.
Could be worse. The father of a friend of mine is terminally ill in Laos, has weeks to live. In order to get a visa she was required to get vaccinated, she decided it was worth the risk but then had a horrible reaction to the first shot. In the meantime Laos has 100% locked down, even with a vaccine you can't get a visa. So now she won't get to see him, is infected with that experimental poison and doesn't even count as vaccinated because she won't be getting the second shot.
I just was invited and then uninvited to my neice's son's baptism. I am kind of bummed. It was an evite, and then when I accepted it said, "Will the attendees have been fully vaccinated for two weeks prior?" No. I said. Then I re-read the fine print on the invite and realized I wasn't really invited after all. Covid apartheid - just another way to divide people.
My niece and her 1 yr old came in town to visit her parents, my brother. We were invited to come over for a visit, but she insisted we all had to sit around in masks since my side of the family are not "vaxxed". I politely declined and told my brother I wasn't going to sit around in a mask for hours to "visit". No one "unvaxxed" was allowed to touch the baby. LOL She didn't even stay with her parents, they have plenty of room. Instead she rented an Airbnb for the week. LOL welll, she and her "wife" live in Seattle, so that tells you all you need to know!
Why is that bad news. From what I see its way safer to stay away form the shedding vaxers which will kill you.
You will miss out on the spike protein shed wedding cake. :(
Man, a wedding missed? Lucky bugger!
Drinking beer with my dog always takes priority.
Damn great reply!
Too bad they won’t get a wedding gift from you.
staying home with a dog sounds like the greatest day ever
So sorry, sounds like they have revealed how they truly feel about you. I have lost many members of my family and many freinds through all of this. I am sure this next phase will bring out the worst in humans. I would be very tempted to show up, outside, wearing the uniform of a WW2 jew with blue striped hat and coat and the yellow star, just to make some folks think about thier decisions.
You identify as being vaccinated. That’s all you have to say. It’s no one‘s business if you are and if you are not. It is an experimental drug. It is also your private personal health history that is protected under the law.
Send a Q card with a ?? inside
Sounds like they might be libtards. If so, you could say that you identify as a fully vaccinated person. See if their head explodes.
Send them a Dr. Tenpenny book.
I would say send them "How to keep your child well in spite of your pediatrician" by Dr. Mendolsohn, but since they're sterile, there's really no point.
congrats! lol
The dog is better company. Grab a single malt and enjoy
Hey, you could always send a gift of homemade booklets relating to the dangers of vaccines. (Or actual books about the vaccines.) But I like LoneWulf's idea.
I'm sitting at home right now with my 2 dogs listening to vinyl and drinking a glass of wine and I can't think of anything else I'd rather be doing.
This reads like Chinese propaganda. You get to stay home in your freedom not poisoned by this garbage shot. Hallelujah is more like it
I'm am vaxxed!!!
Show us your papers!!
Start rants about Nazi Germany
Forge a card and go anyway ?
Hell, be glad you don't have to be around all those idiots. Grab yourself some weekend snacks and a case of brew!
Will that marriage even last? You'll get to go to the next one.
If you identify as "vaxx-fluid" then you can become a chameleon of sorts to attend or not attend events like this as you please.
I'm glad that your current status is working out for you. I hope you don't send a gift, given your cousin's bigoted attitude toward you.
Weddings for men are funerals with cake.
Stay home and play fetch with the dog and watch some old American movies...
Or how about this... Go on a fishing trip with some non vaccinated friends.
You could just print a vaxx card tho
That’s what my family did
Awe shucks.
A blessing
Dog comms?
Just a skosh!
At least you can trust your dog!