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NOT a parody. Guess what is the best way to prepare for hurricanes ? (twitter.com)
posted 4 years ago by abraxas628 4 years ago by abraxas628 +337 / -0
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– EuropeNeedsFixing 60 points 4 years ago +60 / -0

Huh!

Most people I know are not like me, but the more this shot is pushed, the more suspicious i grow - well not really - don't think I can be more suspicious anymore...

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– Bottle_of_Memes 27 points 4 years ago +27 / -0

I maxed out on "fuck no" months ago, but yeah all the propaganda didn't help.

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– Rooks 15 points 4 years ago +15 / -0

When the propaganda machine becomes as rediculous as this, the screams of obviousness are deafaning.

Anyone not questioning at this point are yelling, "five more minutes!" as they roll over and pull the covers over their head.

...either that or are sleeping with valium.

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– young_roshi 5 points 4 years ago +5 / -0

My family was watching Creepy Joe's speech yesterday and I laughed out loud after he slurred "Getting the vaccine is the most patriotic thing you can do."

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– deleted 34 points 4 years ago +34 / -0
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– interociter 5 points 4 years ago +5 / -0

Interesting, the vaxxed percentages are a lot lower in the South, makes sense even if the weather mod part isn't involved,

https://www.mayoclinic.org/coronavirus-covid-19/vaccine-tracker

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– GQD_ 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

THE STQRM APPROACHES!

X M4RX TH3 SPX7 !

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– impera 21 points 4 years ago +21 / -0

Could easily have been a babylon bee article.

I guess you dont have to worry about getting crushed by debris of your own house collapsing when you poison yourself and die.

Fact-checkers will give this video a big ?

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– Amos 14 points 4 years ago +14 / -0

At the Babylon Bee maybe they're rethinking some previously rejected articles now that the limbo bar has reached a new low. Schoolchildren Must Get Vaccinated to Prevent Climate Change

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– Mcmurdo32 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

The Babylon Bee is probably having trouble coming up with some actual satire since a number of their previous satirical articles actually have come true.

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– deleted 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0
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– redtoe-skipper 19 points 4 years ago +19 / -0

THe vaxx is effective against hurri-canes .... in time you won´t be able to hurry because you'll need a cane.

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– AReckoningIsComing 9 points 4 years ago +9 / -0

oh snap lol

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– PowderRoomPolitics 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

u/#spitcoffee

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– Survey_girl 15 points 4 years ago +15 / -0

Got a tropical storm headed right for me... was gonna get some extra gas for the generator, but I guess I will get vaccinated instead ? thanks FEMA, I feel safer already!

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– Aspie 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

You still need to get that extra bread and milk. We'll get a little wind and rain, nothing more.

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– Survey_girl 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

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– Aspie 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

I was dead center yesterday morning, but now they predict it will go further inland through NC. We'll be on the east side of it. I expect we will get a good bit of wind. It's supposed to start getting windy here tomorrow.

I'm lucky that I live on the main line that serves the local hospital, so ours is the first that gets turned back on.

My property goes to a swamp, but only part of our back yard has ever flooded. Our house is high enough that we aren't required to have flood insurance. The house is old and has seen many storms. I will stay put, unless they say a Cat 5 is going to hit dead center. Then all the photos and hard drives go in the car first. Everyone needs an evacuation plan so they don't waste time or forget important things.

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– cajun_robear 14 points 4 years ago +14 / -0

Louisiana Governor John Bel Edwards is a Marxist Democrat. He "won" the office (over a Trump supported conservative candidate) by a "slim margin" using corrupted voting machines. The people in Louisiana are as conservative as they come yet they elect this deep blue liberal prick? AUDIT LOUISIANA!!!!!!!!!!!! (I am a Louisiana resident.)

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– Gold-Eyed-Cat 7 points 4 years ago +7 / -0

We all know John Bel Edwards is a Dominion bitch. NO ONE voted: R, R, R, R, D. And directly after the election, when we questioned it.... "Oh no! DMV got cyberattacked November 18! We can't say how many votes came from where. Sorry!"

 

"Voting" is fucking pointless. :(

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– Southern_Belle 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Voting has been almost pointless...

So far!

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– Rhinomyte 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

He's such a cuck. Probably puts tomatoes in his gumbo too.

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– CirclebackGinger 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Bahahaha! Favorite comment today! ??

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– farpointpatriot 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Same here in Kentucky. Our cheat was caught live on CNN. Our Republican had X number of votes one minute (on the crawler/scorecard) and 20000 LESS votes on the next update and minute later. They caught the shit live in progress and no one did shit.

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– Dead_Echo 10 points 4 years ago +10 / -0

That’s interesting. You think maybe other advice like buying sustainable food and making sure you have water would be more beneficial to lead with…but NAH. Getting yourself stuck with experimental goop is waaaay more important.

Put down those storm shutters, you fool! There’s a hurricane coming! Get yourself to the local outofbusiness Kmart parking lot so an overweight nurse recently back from her smoke break can tell you what a smart health choice you’re making.

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– Rhinomyte 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

Lol at out of business kmart

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– deleted 8 points 4 years ago +8 / -0
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– Roboto 6 points 4 years ago +6 / -0

Is this the first time FEMA has come out to say anything BEFORE the disaster happens? They're not really known for their punctuality, now are they? Seems suspicious they would come out with this for a tropical storm? Almost like the entire point of this video was just to scare people into getting the jab.

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– ForMyVeteranGrandpa 6 points 4 years ago +6 / -0

To be fair..If you die for the Vaxx you don't have to worry about the hurricane xD

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– libtards_r_stoopid 6 points 4 years ago +6 / -0

These propagandists can drop dead. Fuck them.??

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– VetforTrump 5 points 4 years ago +5 / -0

Never even once considered their stupid Vax.

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– ilovetrump4 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

Pure E-V-I-L

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– Burmeister 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

Yes it will get more and more absurd. I'm actually starting to wonder whats going to happen before the Normies will go ???

Personally I believe most of the left is lost forever they simply nothing more then the living dead. Good news is thought we dont need them in our new world.

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– Tylerlc22 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

Even the comments on twitter are not supportive

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– deleted 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0
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– Woefully_Inept 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

I'm sorry but at this point every single motherfucker spewing shut like this needs to be mined up for a firing squad. It is fucking despicable what They are doing.

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– fastwalker 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Need original source please.

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– fastwalker 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

https://twitter.com/LouisianaGov/status/1409893167575572484?s=20

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– AngelCole 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

I guessed right before the tweet loaded.??

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– OldGrayMere 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Right! Get the jab immediately before the hospitals are full of hurricane victims, so that there is no chance of possible treatment for the vaccine reactions. I have already lost one relative to the vaccine and am not willing to lose more loved ones to idiotic advice from the government. Better to lay in supplies of Ivermectin or Hydroxychloroquine than this!

I've survived many hurricanes, and the government advice is SO wrong. Get bottled water, batteries and flashlights, and move to higher ground if you live in low-lying areas which could flood from excess rain or seawater. Pull yout boats out of the water lest they become matchsticks. I've seen this many times living along the coast. Power failures sometimes lasted eight days, so prepare!

The 1938 hurricane in New England washed huge mansions off the shore all the way from Westerly to Newport, Rhode Island. In the 1950s we had three and four hurricanes in a row for at least two years; they tended to follow the warm waters of the Gulfstream. In those days people were not blamed for the weather, because we were taught actual science in school.

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– summerstormAK 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Lol. They think we're going to believe this!

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– Gato925 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Wait! So you're telling me if everyone in , say Galveston Island, gets the experimental shot, no hurricanes will hit Galveston? Guess that means I'm going to be held responsible for the next hurricane. Still a "HELL NO" from this hurricane alley resident!

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– Goldenhawk 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

seriously ... i wouldn't trust these two idgits to take out my trash ! let along give me advice on anything

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– EthelBarrett 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

"STUPID!" was the unanimous cry over this message.

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– God_Bless_America1 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

this shit is getting so ridiculous it is absolutely amazing

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– Feelsgoodman 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Right?! That's why I'm always impressed by Babylon Bee... It must be hard to write satire when reality is so ridiculous?

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– Darwyn 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Yeah, because me or my child having an inflamed heart during and evacuation is always fun. This is some next level CL?WN G?VERNMENT‼️‼️‼️

u/#honkler

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– morum 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

0.o it's like they get extra federal grant money just for saying it.

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– DoMagnum 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

They sound like they're almost ready to initiate the mid-Atlantic "Geoengineering".

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– CaptainQuip 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Not to HAARP on this, but it is plausible and conCERNing!

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– DoMagnum 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

As long as they possess the tools to harm humanity and continue to live, they will attack. I don't think HAARP is their only tool.

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– HANG_traitors 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

LMAO

this is getting really REALLY Ridiculous

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