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deleted 22 points ago +22 / -0
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Annie99 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep accidents do happen :).

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MAGAsoyboyslayer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep. 100 percent.

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MAGAsoyboyslayer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also, it is time to get your family some MyPillows. I like the biblical kid ones too.

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cathole953 18 points ago +18 / -0

This seems......blasphemous. Like, on the level that if they don't get down on their knees and beg for forgiveness, they're on their way to to hell.

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SuckaFree 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not seem blasphemous. It IS.

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NotaNihilist 13 points ago +13 / -0

Sharpie will make quick work of that. Couple of horns and goatee. Perfect.

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CCGJoe 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fuck! don't eat or drink anything in that house.

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GoatInTheHat [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol it's Thanksgiving. That's gonna be a bit difficult!

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20-guage 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don't suppose you thought to bring a supply of "I did that" and "Let's Go Brandon" stickers with you? That evil mug is just asking for it.

Seriously though, I've added you to my prayer list. +++

Most of us here are heading into enemy territory for at least some part of Thanksgiving. This board will be pretty lit by the end of the weekend. ;-)

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LoneWulf 6 points ago +6 / -0

Show them the photos of the beagles. I double dog dare you. Kek!

PS: I'm pretty sure there's a KFC just down the street.

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HunnyB 6 points ago +6 / -0

I would fake a bad cold with a cough.

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highlandparker 2 points ago +2 / -0

You guys make me laugh so hard. I'll be checking in ALL weekend.

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HunnyB 2 points ago +2 / -0

Glad I can make you smile.

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pearlrevolver 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is hilarious. I wouldn't be able to stop laughing!

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ATLAS_ONE 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hello darkness my old friend...

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skidder1 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope you packed your "Fuck Joe Biden, and anyone who voted for him" water glasses. They'd go well with that thing.

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amarQ144 3 points ago +3 / -0

Prayers...(get their anti-grav device)

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patriotic_legend 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pray for you? I know you are joking, but really we need to pray for your family who semm to idolize a murderous piece of shit.

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GoatInTheHat [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

You are right. Pray for my family.

Honestly though I have been praying for grace for myself to not be politically divisive while I'm out here.

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patriotic_legend 3 points ago +3 / -0

My family is conservative, but some are not awake. I mentioned agenda 21 and the great reset as we sat at the table after dinner. The conversation didnt go much furrher.

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patriotfortrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Telling the truth isnt divisive. The morons that get all bent out of shape because someone isnt playing along with their delusional fantasy land is the problem. My parents are the same and im heading there in a few hours so i know how it is.

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PopcornTastesGood 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy shit, do they know they are in the covidiot cult?

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QAJQAJQ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just say, "look im a cat" and knock it off the table yourself.

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Snowgirl1965 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is so creepy!

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LibsBlow 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope your kidding. That’s fucked up!

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GoatInTheHat [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol nope, it's real. They say it was a gag gift someone gave them, for what that's worth.

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Mr_A 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's worth mentioning!

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gobby 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh my .. no words. So sorry for you, fren. Maybe take a walk - a long walk - a few times a day. God be with you.

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ThisIsHowItStarts 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just throw it in the trash

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USA_mama 1 point ago +1 / -0

Golden calf much. Sheesh. My prayers to you and family, fren. 🙏

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ChronicMetamorphosis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh, so they're one of those Catholics...

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PillarOfWisdom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Poor bastard. Keep us posted. If they are dumb enough to have that candle, they have to have a bookshelf from hell. Take some pictures of the fun and utopia they've created. Be strong!

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Trumpette2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

When you dont have God you will replace him with government or anything really. What the evil wants. So disgusting

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NeverStopBelieving 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm in San Diego ,, r u close I can come by as a neighbor and bang on the door yelling earth quake earthquake get out , that will be your cue to knock it to the floor !

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DevilDogPede 1 point ago +1 / -0

$10 it was made in CHYNA

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Lions_of_America 1 point ago +1 / -0

I believe you'd have God's blessings to share the fauci mega thread on patriots

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wyomiles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where can you get a quick trump, face sticker !! ?

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Flowers_for_Alger 1 point ago +1 / -0

The fucking idolatry...

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RevolutionCatalyst 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’d rather eat at Waffle House

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lovecymru 1 point ago +1 / -0

Covidians...how sad