Put them under a microscope and see what they laced them with

More test = More positive results. More positive results = More "cases" (whether symptomatic or asymptomatic) More cases = More fear. More fear = More control.

See how it works? Simple, really.

    if (Person.Mail.Address.InWatchlist())
    {
            Package.Insert(Anthrax());
    }
    else
    {
            Package.Insert(PCRTest());
    }
    Package.Address(Person.Mail.Address());
    Package.Send();

It's all part of the Dems attempt to make it look like they have ended the pandemic. Send ppl tests so they don't go out and get tested therefore the tests won't get recorded and WALA the cases drop! They are frantically trying to turn this gigantic ship around before the midterms

Mail in ballots seemed to multiply the number of voters. This is a sure way to get the numbers up in a similar way as we prepare for the next election.

I can tell you the normies are freaking out and testing themselves at home. They get a result. Then they are either using the results as an excuse to stay home or, they are getting a positive test and they are stuck not wanting to change their life/plans.

Watched a sleeple family member get one and decide not to tell everyone. “It’s the variant you want to get I get. And it’s mild. Besides I’m over this!” (Still virtue signals with a reused mask.)

Just mark: RETURN TO BRANDON on the box and stuff it back in.

I think they have some shit in them...

Haven’t gotten one yet, not that I would ever use one. Are these the kind you have to send to a lab or what? I have never seen or used one of the home tests.

SMALLPOX BLANKETS!

Seems like a way to purchase massive amounts with tax dollars of these things half of us won't ever buy, in this country. Sneaky end around to spend your money for you on these, since we never would. Likely someone getting a pocket lining on the shipping money they're spending of yours for you, as well.

I'm gonna swab an apricot or fruit with mine and laugh at the positive result I'll make sure to post to truth social

Contaminate or destroy the test before you discard it. Covidiots will be rummaging thru the trash looking for unused tests to confirm their positive tests and will be counted as two different test subjects.

Because, the pandemic doesn't end until the testing stops. Covid isn't killing people, hospitals are.

Money laundering. Follow the money. Somebody got very rich off of this contract!

Putting my unused test kit on EBAY and open it to bidding!

Awe, fuck. I was wrong. In the box there is instructions to go record your results and people will actually do it.

Could they really be trying to lock shit down and ONLY allow voting through the mail during the mid-terms?

If they do that… man, people are going to riot.

You would need National Guard already in place…

Okay then. Buy more bullets.

Dunno, but they won't be hearing from me. If I don't get tested by some BS test, I will never get a "positive" for covid. Seems the easy way to avoid covid. Don't get tested.

I hope they make good targets, I miss the days of free AOL cd targets. 💿 🎯

I'm gonna check it with my Geiger counter.

How to do a covid test.

1. Take a shit.
2. Swab that shit.
3. Test that shit.

Since CDC got rid of those faulty PCR tests as of Dec 2021, they have excess test they need to get rid of. What better way to keep the fear mongering ongoing and rid a surplus of unneeded test?

More tests = more reported cases = more tyranny

more tests more cases, covid continues on.

Plus kickbacks to their friends who make/sell the tests.

Plus, if these tests get sent in, free DNA samples to their "friends" in chyna.

Don't send it back unless you want a visit from the Covid Nazis.

Return to sender FJB

Cant have a pandemic without Karen the hypochondriac self testing 2,836 times a day.

Don't dare send me one. I don't have to participate in any of this.

The best way to avoid getting Covid… don’t take these stupid tests. Viola, a perfectly healthy person can’t test positive

Nothing is free. Someone is getting some mulah

Why not use your own swab? It tests the sample ON the swab and NOT the contents OF the swab…right?

The occupying enemy doesn't understand this is the land of the free but giving us free materialistic stuff is highly suspicious.

Maybe so we can flood the internet with "my [object] just tested positive feedback covid" videos.