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posted ago by PolishBaldEagle (context) ago by PolishBaldEagle +349 / -0

I mean, seriously, what is in it for them? Does the government want to get rid of them or something? Do they want false positives? Overstock? Data capture?? Maybe they want to finally end this pandemic and just get rid of all these tests?? I don’t know, it really blows my mind that USPS is distributing free Covid tests… very awkward and fishy

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iideathyii 85 points ago +85 / -0

Put them under a microscope and see what they laced them with

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Huffman98 42 points ago +42 / -0

exactly. anyone who doesn't take that shit straight from the mailbox to the trashcan needs his head examined.

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damessinger 52 points ago +52 / -0

Well I was thinking of testing a piece of fruit or something first.

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OkieBowhunter 36 points ago +36 / -0

That's what people need to be doing and reporting their results to any or all of the social media sites.

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PatriotEazy 13 points ago +13 / -0

This is the way

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Rammstein1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Top Kek !

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angrysnowpede 5 points ago +5 / -0

Gonna test my goat BRB.

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Quser17 4 points ago +4 / -0

Me too, or perhaps a craft beer. Would a hoppy one be more prone to testing positive than a sour?

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Billiebobb9 5 points ago +5 / -0

Inquiring minds wanna know

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RealCleanUpPhilly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only science can tell us.

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Michelleobamasnuts 2 points ago +2 / -0

That was my idea, fren.

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307Sleeper 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'm taking a pen and writing; delivery refused, return to sender on mine.

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summersunset01 4 points ago +4 / -0

Send them a colon sample :) :)

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45-4KAG 10 points ago +10 / -0

They were supposedly selling for $900 online...

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 3 points ago +3 / -0

hello...Newman

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TNBanjoMan 25 points ago +25 / -0

Better yet (not all of us have access to microscopes) why not start "testing" things around the house and sending them in. Things like shower drains, your pet dog, something in the vegetable drawer in the fridge.... be creative. Then report back here all the "positives" from those bogus tests.

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CokeOrPepe 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's how they keep the pandemic going. Even though it's been over for two years now they have to keep it going.

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thinkingcritically 4 points ago +4 / -0

They are free so as to encourage us to take the their fake positive test and keep the great lie going.

Through the test away!

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PolishBaldEagle [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

I actually have an amscope microscope. Can’t believe I didn’t think of that

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therobots 5 points ago +5 / -0

shhhhhh (you just did) :)

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Tiger19 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exactly what I asked.

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smiley-dog 3 points ago +3 / -0

maybe

sterilized ethylene oxide (EO)

or maybe

Morgellons disease on the PCR SWABS?

https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-factcheck-swabs-idUSKBN29P2Q5

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TNBanjoMan 62 points ago +62 / -0

More test = More positive results. More positive results = More "cases" (whether symptomatic or asymptomatic) More cases = More fear. More fear = More control.

See how it works? Simple, really.

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Kamalas-Snatch 13 points ago +13 / -0

More power and more money!

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Heracles 6 points ago +6 / -0

Slave Boy: What does fear have to do with anything?

Master Yoda: Everything! Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate... leads to suffering

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Cyberhawk 6 points ago +6 / -0

But would t this just tick off those who are vaccinated to the hills, to turn around and test positive? Thus proving, again, vaccine don’t work.

To me sending these tests out would only further destroy their narrative. It will say 80%, or more, are testing positive, and crushing their beliefs in the test. Then questioning the vaccine. Then wondering about us tin foil hat users.....I mean, it might get people to......think. And we can’t have free thinkers, oh no. NOT HERE! 😜

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1KewKlew7 2 points ago +2 / -0

I get that concept but if people are taking the test at home then the positive results aren’t being reported as they would if you went to a urgent care or CVS or local testing spot. That’s were I’m confused how this would help their agenda since the reporting wouldn’t been done?

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unemotioNOLE 4 points ago +4 / -0

i think they know some will report their results to everyone they talk to. it doesnt have to be kept in the media as long as they keep the talk socially acceptable and active in peoples lives in society. i think that pushes their agenda

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DickAllcocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

They’re likely poisoning people. They die at home from “asymptomatic covid”.

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PaucaSedMatura 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't know how these at-home tests works, but if they work anything like at-home drug tests, you send back your test sample in a pre-paid postage container included in the test kit.

The test gives you a preliminary result, then a confirmatory result from the lab. That's where the data collection/reporting would be done.

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1KewKlew7 4 points ago +4 / -0

Negative. These At home PCR test are providing results within 15 minutes, they are similar to at home testings. The results are provided direct to the user

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lawfag 2 points ago +2 / -0

USPS website says they're giving away disposable rapid tests, which display results within minutes on the spot. No need or way to send to a lab for confirmation.

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ShadiLayMeDown 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Mama who was that banjo playing man that just dropped some TRUTH and moonwalked out the door...”

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TNBanjoMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤣

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Fatality 30 points ago +30 / -0
    if (Person.Mail.Address.InWatchlist())
    {
            Package.Insert(Anthrax());
    }
    else
    {
            Package.Insert(PCRTest());
    }
    Package.Address(Person.Mail.Address());
    Package.Send();
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TheStQrm 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is there a BASIC version of this I can run on my TRS-80

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CokeOrPepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

type in 312824 * 17 and then turn it upside down.

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Fatality 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂

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PolishBaldEagle [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK!

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EliFarQuar 21 points ago +22 / -1

It's all part of the Dems attempt to make it look like they have ended the pandemic. Send ppl tests so they don't go out and get tested therefore the tests won't get recorded and WALA the cases drop! They are frantically trying to turn this gigantic ship around before the midterms

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PolishBaldEagle [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

That’s actually another good point! But I think it’s opposite reasons. Send people tainted tests, they test positive, false numbers skyrocket, reintroducing the pandemic and unconstitutional lockdowns. Who knows what ds has in mind

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1KewKlew7 5 points ago +5 / -0

How do the numbers skyrocket if the positive results aren’t being reported when people are testing at home?

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MAGAhhh_igetit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let the people self report. Aren't they already lining up at the hospital to deal with their heavy case of the sniffles? Curiosity will get some tested and maybe freakout but there's a whole lot of crazy out there that are doing exactly this already.

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PolishBaldEagle [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sleepers are still scared/worried… they get a free test, use it, shows positive, massive amounts of people call in sick to work, indirectly reported

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QweiseFarms 12 points ago +12 / -0

Mail in ballots seemed to multiply the number of voters. This is a sure way to get the numbers up in a similar way as we prepare for the next election.

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PolishBaldEagle [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Without a doubt!!

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Newusertopumpmemes 1 point ago +1 / -0

This makes the most sense

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PatriotSkorzeny 10 points ago +10 / -0

Don’t even bring the shit into your house.

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TheStQrm 2 points ago +2 / -0

exactly

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10122046 9 points ago +9 / -0

I can tell you the normies are freaking out and testing themselves at home. They get a result. Then they are either using the results as an excuse to stay home or, they are getting a positive test and they are stuck not wanting to change their life/plans.

Watched a sleeple family member get one and decide not to tell everyone. “It’s the variant you want to get I get. And it’s mild. Besides I’m over this!” (Still virtue signals with a reused mask.)

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therobots 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just mark: RETURN TO BRANDON on the box and stuff it back in.

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JeremyBearimy 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think they have some shit in them...

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PolishBaldEagle [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

I agree… false positives, pump the numbers up, “justify” the increased “cases” to lock down the economy again

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JayFrankAF 1 point ago +1 / -0

Impossible. There is no database for at home PCR tests.

I think they actually want to try and get the economy rolling before the mid-terms.

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PolishBaldEagle [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is a database… app based database, but database nonetheless

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GDZeus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Haven’t gotten one yet, not that I would ever use one. Are these the kind you have to send to a lab or what? I have never seen or used one of the home tests.

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ThiccusDickus 4 points ago +4 / -0

If it's at home, it's more than likely antigen. You can't do a pcr test at home.

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killacommieforyourmo 7 points ago +7 / -0

SMALLPOX BLANKETS!

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TeleScreenMedia 6 points ago +6 / -0

Seems like a way to purchase massive amounts with tax dollars of these things half of us won't ever buy, in this country. Sneaky end around to spend your money for you on these, since we never would. Likely someone getting a pocket lining on the shipping money they're spending of yours for you, as well.

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Christ_Alone 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm gonna swab an apricot or fruit with mine and laugh at the positive result I'll make sure to post to truth social

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Iceman80 4 points ago +4 / -0

Contaminate or destroy the test before you discard it. Covidiots will be rummaging thru the trash looking for unused tests to confirm their positive tests and will be counted as two different test subjects.

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CokeOrPepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Because, the pandemic doesn't end until the testing stops. Covid isn't killing people, hospitals are.

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P900 4 points ago +4 / -0

Money laundering. Follow the money. Somebody got very rich off of this contract!

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Iceman80 3 points ago +3 / -0

Putting my unused test kit on EBAY and open it to bidding!

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JayFrankAF 3 points ago +3 / -0

Awe, fuck. I was wrong. In the box there is instructions to go record your results and people will actually do it.

Could they really be trying to lock shit down and ONLY allow voting through the mail during the mid-terms?

If they do that… man, people are going to riot.

You would need National Guard already in place…

Okay then. Buy more bullets.

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Humbled1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dunno, but they won't be hearing from me. If I don't get tested by some BS test, I will never get a "positive" for covid. Seems the easy way to avoid covid. Don't get tested.

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Recyclops 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope they make good targets, I miss the days of free AOL cd targets. 💿 🎯

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PolishBaldEagle [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yoooo!!! HAHAHA!!! I used to chuck those things like a frisbee 😂😂😂

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holland404 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm gonna check it with my Geiger counter.

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MAGA124 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please report back your findings fren

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holland404 3 points ago +3 / -0

I will report back. I have not received any in the mail yet.

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MAGA124 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good deal!

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anonleo1579 3 points ago +3 / -0

They don't throw the swabs away. It's one big genetics mapping project.

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NicoleDuhtrole 3 points ago +3 / -0

How to do a covid test.

  1. Take a shit.
  2. Swab that shit.
  3. Test that shit.
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clickinheelz 2 points ago +2 / -0

They already track COVID via shit: https://biobot.io/data/

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NineInchez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Since CDC got rid of those faulty PCR tests as of Dec 2021, they have excess test they need to get rid of. What better way to keep the fear mongering ongoing and rid a surplus of unneeded test?

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unemotioNOLE 2 points ago +2 / -0

brilliant. that is about the best most realistic explanation i have come across yet.

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67Vert 2 points ago +2 / -0

More tests = more reported cases = more tyranny

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djmarcone 2 points ago +2 / -0

more tests more cases, covid continues on.

Plus kickbacks to their friends who make/sell the tests.

Plus, if these tests get sent in, free DNA samples to their "friends" in chyna.

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MilitaryJustice 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't send it back unless you want a visit from the Covid Nazis.

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DickAllcocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

[Ahnold voice] “Come and get me!”

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deedles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Return to sender FJB

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ILoveIvermectin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cant have a pandemic without Karen the hypochondriac self testing 2,836 times a day.

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Jacurutu99 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't dare send me one. I don't have to participate in any of this.

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FreedomFirst 2 points ago +2 / -0

The best way to avoid getting Covid… don’t take these stupid tests. Viola, a perfectly healthy person can’t test positive

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67Vert 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nothing is free. Someone is getting some mulah

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Iceman80 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why not use your own swab? It tests the sample ON the swab and NOT the contents OF the swab…right?

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Dontstopbelieving 1 point ago +1 / -0

No no no. It tests the swab we gave it. It puts the swab on its skin in its nose. Then it puts the special swab back in the bucket to be “tested.” There is nothing on the swab so don’t analyze it.

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PolishBaldEagle [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

It tests the sample on the test strip and not on the actual swab itself. You’re correct sir

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Jmadness 2 points ago +2 / -0

The occupying enemy doesn't understand this is the land of the free but giving us free materialistic stuff is highly suspicious.

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Dontstopbelieving 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nothing is free. What do they want in return? DNA, another + case, just cash, or just fear and compliance. Egyptians used to shove sticks in slaves noses to make them more compliant. Some got encephalitis from injury and infection. I suspect they want all the above.

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PatriotEazy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe so we can flood the internet with "my [object] just tested positive feedback covid" videos.

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pnwhomebrewer 2 points ago +2 / -0

They’re making one last vax push. It will fail.

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SuckaFree 2 points ago +2 / -0

To get those numbers to ramp up again

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spookiescaryskeleton 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look more covid cases from false swabs, omnicum is out of control lockdown v2? Their all probably getting paid to provide these as well my guess

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funwithguitars 2 points ago +2 / -0

Simple ..they will all be returned ..positive... and give the guv the excuse to use mail in ballots. They have no other choice but to keep the con going.

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Hodar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Politicians don’t get a kickback unless they spend taxpayer dollars

Do you seriously believe these tests were “free”?

Does the Govt provide free colonoscopy, breast or cervical cancer screens? Diabetes screens? But a fucking common cold?

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Kavvfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Send in without testing anything...

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morum 2 points ago +2 / -0

like the rest of your junk mail, you know where it belongs.

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brillo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm going to sell mine

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RealCleanUpPhilly 1 point ago +1 / -0

The CDC just took the PCR off their list of approved protocols for COVID. So it sounds like the Hidey/Hoe show has to unload the billion tests they ordered and can't return somehow. That's it really. It's useless as true data capture, and the high case rate is politically hurting the Dems, so it is pretty dumb to do this.

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Gato925 1 point ago +1 / -0

Return to sender! Works for all the other junk mail I get

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ApplesOrangesLemons 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wasn’t there something on CDC’s website that a single assay PCR test will no longer be acceptable and that only the multi-assay PCR tests that will distinguish between flu and Covid will be accepted?

I imagine they had a ton of single-assay PCR tests they needed to discard. That will also false positive like crazy over the flu, so they will create a Covid pandemic out of false reports to scare people into getting another booster.

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skanon 1 point ago +1 / -0

They do the same thing with Canada Post

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DemonDMT 1 point ago +1 / -0

fear

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JayFrankAF 1 point ago +1 / -0

Makes Biden look like he is doing something.

It can’t be about counting cases, the at home tests don’t go into a database.

Right now in AZ the wait at an Urgent Care to take a test is easily 4 to 6 hours. Largely people with no symptoms. I know, I was one of them recently. We were all exposed by a coworker and we all had to get tested to keep the restaurant open.

Lots of workplaces going through that kind of issue.

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Cuttinmuffins 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gotta come up with reasons to ask for the 10s of billions they seem to launder every year. It's just another way to clean the 'taxpayer dollars' name off the money just like cartels clean the drug money name off their money.