850 stores is a drop in the bucket for [them]. There's probably close to 850 stores just in Georgia and Florida. Maybe just in FL. There seems to be at least 4 in every town in this State.
Maybe some investor can step in and re-name the franchise. McDowells, like in the movie "Coming to America".
Instead of the Big Mac... they can serve the Big Mc.
Instead of two all beef patties, special sauce, etc... on a sesame seed bun... the Big Mc doesn't have sesame seeds.
Instead of the Golden Arches... they can have the Golden Arcs. :>)
I'm sure Russians won't mind changing from the yellow, red & white of McDonalds to the Plaid tartan of McDowells.
All meals are designed by like food taste scientists to provide the perfect amount of salt suger and flavors to be addictive. You eat Popeyes because you enjoy it as like tastily prepared chicken, pople dont enjoy a Big Mac as a well prepared good burger in that same way, they just enjoy the McDonalds taste...
In six months: > Russians lose average of 10 pounds, hearth attacks plummet, and savings increase.
In soviet Russia, McDonald's eat you.
Perhaps it's: in US you eat people when you eat McDonald's.
What is Soylent green?
Good news for the Russians
Diabetes & Obesity cure.
Yeah, this hurts Mac D’s not the Russian people. The woke crowd always shoot themselves in the foot.
850 stores is a drop in the bucket for [them]. There's probably close to 850 stores just in Georgia and Florida. Maybe just in FL. There seems to be at least 4 in every town in this State.
The food isn't where the money is at with McDonald's. Its the property value. They always have premium locations.
Maybe some investor can step in and re-name the franchise. McDowells, like in the movie "Coming to America".
Instead of the Big Mac... they can serve the Big Mc.
Instead of two all beef patties, special sauce, etc... on a sesame seed bun... the Big Mc doesn't have sesame seeds.
Instead of the Golden Arches... they can have the Golden Arcs. :>)
I'm sure Russians won't mind changing from the yellow, red & white of McDonalds to the Plaid tartan of McDowells.
Big Mike's Dee, home of...you know, the thing!
Somewhere in there is a joke about onion dome burger buns. XD
I like the idea of 10 foot Orcs standing guard outside the front door.
Has McDonalds lost their liscense to operate in Russia?
Did y'all know that corporations operate on charters that are retractable?
Didn't' they immediately open their doors when the Soviet Union fell? Or was that Coca-Cola?
If I had to guess, (I do)......... I'd say both.
Pepsi was in before the fall. They had commercials in the 80s in Russia lol.
McDonald's may find they've completely eliminated themselves from doing business in Russia. https://www.rt.com/business/551412-russia-foreign-deal-permission-government/
Wow, I am not even allowed to go to that website
I don't understand why the lines at McDonalds are as long as the lines at Popeyes. For one, at least they serve real chicken at Popeyes.
All meals are designed by like food taste scientists to provide the perfect amount of salt suger and flavors to be addictive. You eat Popeyes because you enjoy it as like tastily prepared chicken, pople dont enjoy a Big Mac as a well prepared good burger in that same way, they just enjoy the McDonalds taste...
How is McDonald’s going to justify loosing all that profit and investment to shareholders?
How do we get them to close over here? Kek
Now if only coke and pepsi will pull out Russia will be the healthiest place on the planet!
Next headline: “Russia opens 850 new McRuskies hamburger restaurants. Borrows McDonalds branding … says Fuck you, sue us.
doesn't even matter
the real estate and employees and supply chains are still there
they just need to change the name
NYET!!!! Where will I go for my McGafiltefish now?
Oh damn one less source of Canola oil and other inflammatory ingredients for the Russian's.
Russians now healthier.