Michael Avenatti Pleads Guilty In CA Case, Faces 300 Years In Prison For 36 Criminal Charges
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Bye, Felicia
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I was gonna try to say something funny about him once being hailed by the democrats as a front-runner against Trump……then you went and did this. Internet winner for today friend.!
At the time I was on the phone talking to a client and, and reading the post I just couldn't help it.
Unless he is hang'n with Marty McFly... yeah
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Can we cut his head off and put in onto an android so he can run in 2325?
Great memes would be photos of some of the interviewers who were gushing over him, wearing this as a political campaign button.
lol
CNN certainly knows how to pick them.
He ain't in the club. He thought he was in the club. What a shame. Womp Womp
Pretty amazing right? Interesting how Q took pictures outside his firm that one time...
Yep and then Avenatti posted them and was like 'help find this guy!'
That ruled
Man, I had a nightmare the other day where everyone was talking about this guy as the next President and everyone was totally excited by him. Phew, lucky it was only a nightmare and was never close to being reality.
Whoops...
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Avenatti likes jail. He has a captured audience for once and enjoys dropping soap in the shower.
Now, now, now, is that the way to talk about the future President of the USA (according to cnn and other fake media outlets)?
Lulz….300 years 😂 btw isn’t Jizzlane getting sentenced this month too? Or did I miss it.
Frankly, I can see 300 years in prison for all of this, except lying to the IRS. After all, its agents are free to both persecute and lie to us...
https://reason.com/video/2015/04/15/remy-best-song-ever-tax-code-edition/
Can't he just go away already?
Yes, for 300 years.
The question is how many years will he actually be sentenced to? The California system is as corrupt as any 3rd world banana republic. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if he received a pardon from Biden's nanny. All of this is a dark comedy that is starting to get wearisome.
Except for getting caught, tried, found guilty and sentenced—he seems like the perfect lawyer for Hillary. Being corrupt to the core is her 1st qualification
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/ddc633c2-2dac-4065-a3f0-d63d57aa89bb
Ask yourself: Why would he plead guilty to a possible 300-year prison sentence, unless he KNEW that the judge was corrupt and would let him off with a slap on the wrist?
First, a person pleads guilty, and THEN the judge issues the sentence, which could be maximum or could be mininum.
"Your honor, I don't think I can do 300 years"... Judge : "Well son, bring me what you can"
Queer bait literally lol
TOO MUCH WINNING!!!!
This guys must of been convinced he was going to get away with it all. That or he is an absolute psycho maniac. Probably a bit of both going on.
he thought they would have bailed him out like they used to.
I can see that, they probably promised him the world. He must of felt like a god when the whole of Reddit was endorsing him for pres. What a fucking tool.
heheheheh Marvelous