Option C: make the kids sit their asses on the ground. They're kids, they'll survive. Back in my day, I had to sit my ass on the ground uphill both ways in the wintertime.
I like freedom. Let the kids figure it out. What am I, the government? I'm not supposed to be figuring shit out for everybody. The kids are smart, let them work it out.
Eat three kids, more like
Rape 1st.
Rape all 10 & sacrifice 3 to Moloch then eat them
Exactly
What a modest proposal.
Debating whether or not I should send this to my mom. Probably not. It's that spicy. 10/10.
Democrats: "Kill 3 kids."
Republicans: "......"
Democrat kills 3 kids.
Republicans: "Get 3 more chairs."
If only more recognized this.
The ideology of a Republican. Let them do what they want, then complain after the fact and still do nothing
Anons
That’s 17!
Dammit... Lol
Got to stop pushing the fake R/D divide.
BOTH sides are willfully ignorant when it suits them.
BOTH sides are horribly corrupt.
The fight is not R vs D but good vs evil.
Option C: make the kids sit their asses on the ground. They're kids, they'll survive. Back in my day, I had to sit my ass on the ground uphill both ways in the wintertime.
Socialist: some of you gonna need to share a chair.
Communist: in old soviet Russia, chair sit on YOU.
South American communist: tomar asciento (Ak-47 go brrrrrr)
Capitalist: hey Bobby, give me your allowance and I'll let you sit here.
Globalist: looks like nobody gets a chair... Except me and my friends.
Futurist: where we're going, we don't need chairs.
Survivalist: break those up into pieces, we need wood for a fire.
Religionist: leave one empty for Elijah...
Atheist: do you think a caring God would leave children without a place to sit?
Stressed baby sitter-ist: hey kids, time to play musical chairs.
Educationalist: alright Suzy, if Billy breaks his chair, how many chairs will we need?
Maoist: government power comes from the legs of a chair.
Horticulturist: turn them upside down and let's plant tomatoes on 'em
Shakespeareist: truly, thy lack of chairs could sour the coyest of grapes!
Matrix-ist: there are no chairs
Anthropogenic Global Warming-ist: do you know how many trees they had murder to make those chairs?
I hate sand..
Run away because they're going to be shrieking to sit down.
So uncivilized.
Democrats: "What race are they?"
Personally I prefer this version Rooftop.
Teach normies to think outside the box too.
https://files.catbox.moe/gdjau2.jpg
Transition 6 of them and then 3 will kill themselves.
I like freedom. Let the kids figure it out. What am I, the government? I'm not supposed to be figuring shit out for everybody. The kids are smart, let them work it out.
Or even more apt: Traffic three kids.