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Forsaken1 36 points ago +36 / -0

Do wild bears crap in the woods?

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Trump4evergirl 14 points ago +14 / -0

And wipe their butts with bunny rabbits?

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289m 12 points ago +13 / -1

the downside of having the softest fur in the world

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drakus 8 points ago +8 / -0

Replies like this right here is why I spend HOURS reading and catching up on the "real" news, right here, every single day. The "real" news updates aren't enough.....it's humor like this that keeps me sane. TY, fren. :)

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Trump4evergirl 6 points ago +6 / -0

🀣🀣

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Forsaken1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Real mature guys!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

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Wtf_socialismreally 3 points ago +3 / -0

..al mature!

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Forsaken1 1 point ago +1 / -0

guys!

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kish-kumen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Humans do too, if they follow the advice on the Book of Deuteronomy. πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ‘

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MudDog 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does the pope wear a pointy hat while he molests children?

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Retaining_H2O 16 points ago +16 / -0

There is no need.

U.S. politicians sell out our nation for FAR less money than it costs to develop a good Chinese spy. In fact, its cheaper for China to simply blackmail corrupt U.S. politicians into doing whatever they want.

I don't see why China needs to "infiltrate" our elections when they can simply control the corrupt people in office.

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MAGA_Patriot_1776 [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yes, I think it is safe to say the commies have infiltrated DC, schools, MSM, big tech, businesses, community leaders, you name it. The list is huge and it encompasses our entire nation. They've been infiltrating for decades. Elections are just one of many areas they've co-opted.

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ApplesOrangesLemons 6 points ago +6 / -0

They've infiltrated big tech for sure. One time, the dalai lama was invited to the company (a big tech company) to give a talk. Someone in the company organized a protest with a large number of company employees (all chinese mainlanders) showing up and holding ridiculous signs about the dalai lama being a terrorist. Also to note: this was an internal company event.

Contrast this to the time when Hillary Clinton came to visit the company. And the CEOs asked employees to donate to the cause

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DontTreadOnIT 8 points ago +8 / -0

They've done it all over the world.

This is about more than the US government.

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pcpoet 2 points ago +2 / -0

we need to execute those that take Chine's money.

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Godisglory1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly, we have seen all the world is involved, they took all the Panama’s ports and probably now the Canal. I believe they made a treaty with USA, but they have failed to keep.

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NooneFor2024II 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oops, you said what I meant but I hand dove into the comments yet.

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Mister_Winston 14 points ago +14 / -0

Remember in 2020 when the Chinese consulate in Houston burned documents in the courtyard after Trump ordered it closed? Local news stations flew helicopters around it to get video. I don't think the bonfires included just documents. Likely fake ballots were included.

https://abc13.com/fire-chinese-consulate-documents-being-burned-houston-us-and-china-tensions/6328284/

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2EyesOpen 10 points ago +10 / -0

What does Diane Feinstein have to do with San Fransisco Opium Dens? Generations in the making.

Asking for her 'driver'.and :"Look over there, not over here." Mitch McTurtle

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Teapot_Gravy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Diane is the spy, the driver is the spy's handler, and now I have to go wash my hands because a turtle is involved.

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2EyesOpen 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Dragon Lady's family has networked with Chinese pirate contingencies since California's inception.

Getting 'Shanghai'd in San Fransisco was a two way street.

Traffic goes both ways with pitchers and catchers.

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DontTreadOnIT 6 points ago +6 / -0

Frens, we all know the elections are compromised. But the details in Kanekoa's dig are hugely important.

We need to be informed so that we can explain it to others when the time comes.

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Hope70 5 points ago +5 / -0

I thought that was already established that elections results bounced to China and that Germany, Italy, and Australia had a hand in messing with the elections too. There was a server in Germany that I thought was taken in a raid along with Gina Haspel’s arrest. Maybe, I am mistaken but I thought that was some of the information I read re. the election interference.

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MAGA_Patriot_1776 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

You are correct in remembering that u/Hope70 πŸ‘ˆπŸ»

I am not sure if that was real or disinformation. Fog of war, etc.

I do recall Louie Gohmert, Rep from Texas, mentioning it though.

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Iceman80 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is the pedo pope catholic?

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pepe_lover 4 points ago +4 / -0

Erections. In plain sight. That's the joke.

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throwawayforyou 4 points ago +4 / -0

Remember remember the Port of Long Beach, CA.

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jasqid 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is this rhetorical or are we looking for bears shitting in the woods?

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MAGA_Patriot_1776 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit next to each other in the woods.

The bear says to the rabbit, "Do you ever have a problem with the poop sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit proudly states, "Well no, no I don't, and grins."

The bear smiles, grabs the rabbit, and wipes his ass with the bunny.

πŸ˜‚

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Teapot_Gravy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did't we see reports of the chicomms accessing voting machines through web enabled thermostats?

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614Patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Duh

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Iceman80 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is a GLOBAL operation! Where do we put them all? Will Australia once again become a penal colony?

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blueballs43 2 points ago +2 / -0

OF COUSE THEY HAVR, AND SOEM PEOPLE KNOW WHO THEY ARE, BUT OF COURSE THOSE FOLKS ARE ON THE TAKE!

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SteveRogers42 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ask Zuckerberg’s wife.

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MAGA_Patriot_1776 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or Swallwell's wang wang fang fang, or Finestine's driver, or McConnell's wife, or ...

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NooneFor2024II 2 points ago +2 / -0

We have our own American double agents; they are far worse than even the worse spy of another foreign land. If our very own citizens are willing to sell us out to the highest bidder, of course, other nationals are going to try to get the scoop.

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WezeBWoke 2 points ago +2 / -0

All they do is find ultra talented Americans that "have to be somebody" and have massive amounts of codependent behaviour and supply that need and make the "ask" and they compromise. Greed Girls or Gold pick its. been done for centuries.

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AReckoningIsComing 2 points ago +2 / -0

TL;DR - YES.

(I presume, I didnt read it. Too long. lol)

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suave200 2 points ago +2 / -0

Swallowell Knows.

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SpoonySmalls 2 points ago +3 / -1

Does the pope shit in the woods!

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VetforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, they are the handlers of senators like Swallwell fartsman.

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slokill 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes.

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MileHiLife 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tic Tok

Q warned us about the backdoor compromised computers/software by the Chicoms, not Russia Russia Russia or any other world power competitor.

Chi-nah is enemy (not the ppl, they're victims too)

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NooneFor2024II 2 points ago +2 / -0

Our biggest enemy is right here at home; it would matter one iota what other nations were/are after our info if those here at home weren't traitors to their nation and its people.