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Does he know that doing so won't actually get him out of the military draft?
I'd think transitioning into an attack helicopter would make one eager to get into the military.
THIS IS HHILLLARRIOUS!!!!!
Mine came out as a mermaid. We are looking forward to sewing her legs together and grafting scales. It is everything she’s ever wanted her whole 5 years!
I wanted to be a Jedi when I was a child. I just got back from the hospital, I had a Midichlorian count test. The doctors didn't know what Midichlorian we're, but the doctor on the other side of the room in the bed knew what I was talking about! The nurses drew blood, so anyway now I don't have a penis and I am having a period!
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I see what you did there!
While I applaud these proud parents it does make me realize how terrible my own parents were. When I was in second grade we had an assignment where we had to describe what we wanted to be when we grew up. We had to do a written report with a drawing on large posterboard of ourselves in the future.
I chose to be a caveman. I didn't feel it's only what I wanted to be when I grew up but I knew back then that's what I truly was deep down. I didn't "want to be" a caveman. I WAS a caveman.
But my parents laughed at me. I got no encouragement from any of the adults in my life. Kids today have it so much better, I bet a blue state today would subsidize a cave for the kids who know deep down that they are in fact cavemen. Lucky bastards.
Looking into homesteading/bushcraft.
You were ahead of your time. Those nwo and new green deal types want us all back in the stone age anyways.
I've said it before, but I'd be an Ewok if my parents let me.
Me too, I love the forests of the world! Have not traveled there, in most cases, but live in the Northwest. The forest gives me solace. Ewok it is!
Pronouns... chub chub / lub blub.
Lol! Thanks for the laugh!
An amazingly appropriate analogy.
My oldest son came out as "Thomas the Tank Engine".....then later as a "kitty cat" (as in meow). Now he is happily married.....
Two new fire department members have ‘they them’ pronouns.
Training and working with them is going to be horrible.
Only use names. Should make it easier.
Yeah. That’s the what the couple officers I’ve been discussing this with have recommended as well. Spose I need to work on remembering names.
Awesome, must have just been made for 'talk like a pirate' day
Bring a Pirate to work day is one of my favorites.
Reminds me of the South Park episode where Kyle sucks at basketball so has a doctor turn him into a black kid. And his dad becomes a dolphin.
Stunning and Brave.
His favorite letter is C, he loves the C!
This pirate joke was stolen from Bill Maher’s monologue last month. Still hilarious.
Nice meme spoilt by bad grammar.