Updated and simplified my resume for my job search. How'd I do? Kek
(media.greatawakening.win)
🐴 MEME MAGIC!💩
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As an added note to the not vaccinated part, it shows ypu have critical thinking skills.
This is good. I have been wondering how to work those two points into my resume, without going overboard about it...
Kek!
I would hire you OP! Tippy Top effort! 👏
Woooo!!
At work we avoided the mandatory shot because 87% refused to divulge our vax status.
Medical privacy.
"Unit 17" - nice touch.
😎
Just put:
Pureblood
call me for more information.
but what about the shedding from vacc'd? cry
That's why I'd want to continue remote work
That's awesome! And pretty solid, but I think you meant soldier...?
I would hire you! 🐸
why not:
15 years as a sales professional and experienced in the digital battlefield
skilled in logical thinking, discernment, endurance,
therefore healthy and gmo-free for long-time intrinsic engagement in MAGA projects!
Just wait until the tide turns and insurance companies will be forced to give lower rates to the unvaccinated. Actuaries will prove it.
Great times coming!
OP what do you mean by "FRONTLINE MEME SOLIDER"?
Just how much more SOLID can you be?
That's perfect.
I mean lol Probably true. Although that final destination bus stops for no man.
Worries me haha. Been with me since watching those haha
Outstanding CV, … you’re only kind of missing some 2 years of experience.
17+ would be an advantage :))
Technically it would be if you count retail lol
Your hired 🤡
Kek itty kek!
You need to add Conspiracy Factualist, andbif you have a relationship with Jesus, you can add -Prepared for Armageddon survival and Royalty
Haha. Brilliant
Knows that the 2020 Election was Stolen - Which proves I have the ability to discern, see past bull shit, and gaslighting.
You spelled "soldier" wrong on the second line. Otherwise, awesome!
Oh and take out the "a" before great
You know what's the sick joke about that. I've spelled it wrong enough times that it autocorrects to the wrong spelling ugh lol. Hopefully my other qualifications can help push past the misspelling
If you use Word, you should be able to change the spelling in the dictionary.
You know what's even worse? I'm a professional editor and proofreader and when the funeral home gave me my mother-in-love's funeral program to proof in the middle of the visitation, I ok'd it. Fifteen minutes before the funeral someone noticed that they messed up her birthday by 3 months. They had to quickly print 200 new ones Happens to all of us.
This is a "solider" meme than most. Fantastic!
I’d hire you
High chance of a callback
Great resume! Fudge a little and put 17 years sales experience.
you left out the word "fit" - "...I am a great fit for..."
Otherwise- PERFECT! :)
Even though you don't see objectives on resumes anymore, you could put the objective "hang those commie bastards," or something to that effect 😜