Pfft, amateurs. My lawyer just called and asked me if I was ready for court tomorrow. I said hell yeah. I ain't going. See, I've been spending the last six months booby trapping my entire 500 acres.
I got snake pits, rolling logs, bear traps... I got some straight up Indiana Jones shit. I got a fucking boulder that'll fall down when you open my front door. I got about 120 coyotes that I trained to bite anything with a crew cut and a fucking badge.
I flew an old Vietnamese man out here and he helped me dig about 12 miles worth of underground tunnels. I have 450 cameras. I've rigged the solar panels all around this motherfucker. I got a Bengal Tiger locked in my bathroom who would fucking kill for a pork chop right now. You know it's surprisingly easy to teach a racoon how to loosen lug nuts and cut brake lines.
I'd rather live the rest of my life in the woods living off fucking wild ginseng and creek water than go to fucking jail one more time. And don't even try bringing no helicopters down here neither. Like, I got a whole fucking coupe full of pigeons with C4 tied around their feets. Got a bunch of PVC pipe filled with gunpowder and ball bearings and a baboon who is deadly accurate with a nail gun.
Based on your description, it sounds like you witnessed a video clip of a bizarre arrest incident that has become a famous internet meme known as "The Ambient Moisture Reading in Piccadilly" or more commonly "The Succulent Chinese Meal".
The incident involves a man, later identified as Paul Charles Wilcox, being arrested outside a Chinese restaurant in London in 1998. As the police attempt to put him in the squad car, Wilcox shouts a series of nonsensical phrases like:
"Ah yes, we'll have a succulent Chinese meal!"
"This is democracy manifest!"
"Get your hands off my penis!"
"You'll get a ambient moisture reading in Piccadilly!"
His erratic behavior and random outbursts made the footage go viral as an internet meme, despite the context of the arrest being unclear. Wilcox was supposedly intoxicated at the time.
So in summary, you witnessed one of the earliest and most famous viral videos from the dawn of the internet age, showcasing a baffling arrest incident in London that became a cultclassic meme due to the man's hilarious outbursts about Chinese food and moisture readings. It's pure internet absurdity at its finest.
Lol my bad, I started writing "you're reposting a tranny" then changed it to "the OP you're reposting is a tranny", just forgot to delete the first "you're"
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OP. Look up Marvin Heemayer or YouTube ‘KILLDOZER’. That’s how you go tue fuck out friends.
Hijacking for video with context. Governments would never make mistakes, right... RIGHT?
https://youtu.be/tu4d_xsdNzM
Trump’s friends were detained just like this too you and I are next
Pfft, amateurs. My lawyer just called and asked me if I was ready for court tomorrow. I said hell yeah. I ain't going. See, I've been spending the last six months booby trapping my entire 500 acres.
I got snake pits, rolling logs, bear traps... I got some straight up Indiana Jones shit. I got a fucking boulder that'll fall down when you open my front door. I got about 120 coyotes that I trained to bite anything with a crew cut and a fucking badge.
I flew an old Vietnamese man out here and he helped me dig about 12 miles worth of underground tunnels. I have 450 cameras. I've rigged the solar panels all around this motherfucker. I got a Bengal Tiger locked in my bathroom who would fucking kill for a pork chop right now. You know it's surprisingly easy to teach a racoon how to loosen lug nuts and cut brake lines.
I'd rather live the rest of my life in the woods living off fucking wild ginseng and creek water than go to fucking jail one more time. And don't even try bringing no helicopters down here neither. Like, I got a whole fucking coupe full of pigeons with C4 tied around their feets. Got a bunch of PVC pipe filled with gunpowder and ball bearings and a baboon who is deadly accurate with a nail gun.
Credit.
Lmao, "it's surprisingly easy to teach a racoon how to loosen lug nuts and cut brake lines."
GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS
Super cool bloke.
Man I laugh at this, but it's so fucked up
"Are you waiting to receive my limp penis" I spit my coffee out. A true gentleman of culture.
Same, bruh! Down in a hail of gunfire.
lol
wonder what ever happened with him? was he sent to the reeducation camps? the ovens? is he now soylent green?
I asked the AI:
London? This was in Australia!
"Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!"
"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?"
It's Queensland's most bizarre arrest. A man hauled out of a Fortitude Valley restaurant after enjoying a "succulent Chinese meal".
7NEWS Australia tracked down the man whose infamous 1991 encounter has since gone viral, spawning countless memes and merchandise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu4d_xsdNzM&pp=ygUdY2hpbmVzZSBzdWNjdWxlbnQgbWVhbCBhcnJlc3Q%3D
Of course it was in bloody Australia. I think the AI just converts Aussies in to Poms just like Open AI converts Whiteys into black fellas.
the original accents and the uniforms give it away.
AI ain't taking my job any time soon.
so, as we all can see, ai is not really to be trusted. sorry cats, please stop spreading false information or we shall have to have you deported. kek.
u/#fakenews
Further down the comments on X.
https://youtu.be/tu4d_xsdNzM
beautiful. just lovely, lovely. All I want is a Succulent Chinese meal.
I believe The Clash already gave my exit in song format in Guns of Brixton.
🤣😂
A Classuc piece🤣
I lol. That's funny.😂😂
Also, that guy sounds just like Sean Connery.😮
Just so you're aware, you're the OP that you're reposting is a tranny.
Sorry, again?
He’s saying the Twitter account belongs to a tranny 🤣
Lol my bad, I started writing "you're reposting a tranny" then changed it to "the OP you're reposting is a tranny", just forgot to delete the first "you're"
They would becoming for a lot of us ...lol
I now have something to aspire to....
Grassy Ass.