Not To Be Outdone By Trump, Biden Releases Own Version Of The Quran
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Not to be outdone by Trump releasing the "God Bless The USA" Bible, President Biden announced today the production of his very own "Allahu Joe Biden" edition of the Quran.
I nearly scrolled past thinking it was a real headline, and resigning myself to the complete lunacy of it all.
But it is Babylon Bee, once again, cutting it to the bone.
LOL
i feel so sorry for all the people who do things like BB,Onion,etc.... when the reality is this ridiculous these days how can you possibly write satire? Thats a tough job in todays world lol
There was a time i would have thought all these airplanes falling apart was a running gag someone was doing. Turns out the joke is on us though.
He plagiarized the Babylon Talmud to include the parts on being a pedophile is ok
Yep. Raping a little girl is no worse than poking her in the eye with your finger, as long as she is younger than 3 years and a day. Good ol' Talmud.
My boss gives blanket support to all people claiming to be Jews... Other than that he is based. Brainwashed by MSC Mainstream Christianity. I told him at various times that no one hates the good Jews more than the bad Jews, how the Palestinians have more actual Israeli DNA than the European Jews, How they will be going to Hell if they don't accept Jesus, even about the penis sucking after circumcision, nothing breaks the programming... Kek
Oh my gyash, yes. I remember PJW did a video about how rabbis end up giving babies herpes infections with the post-circumcision dick sucking they do. Putting their filthy mouths on babies' peckers is sick. If that makes me "anti-Semitic," then so be it.
Election heist 2020
Edit: when it's not done in the hiding, it's not theft, it's robbery.
Trump's presidency was robbed.
Media was all shitting themselves over Trump's $60 signed Bibles today.
I mean… it’s tacky AF, but some of his stuff has kinda always been that way.
Guess i'll have to get 2 then.
Whatever floats your boat, pede.
whats tacky about it? i havent seen it yet
I think ANYONE signing a Bible is tacky. But that's just me. To each their own.
Just looked into it. Trump’s signature is nowhere on these bibles. They aren’t signed by anyone, which I do prefer…as I agree, signing bibles is weird.
i checked it out. not tacky at all. totally buying one.
especially since the text is KJV. will probably drag some people away from bad translation.
know whats tacky? being a hater
Being a 'hater'? What are you 15? Buy your Lee Greewood Bible, tf do I care. The whole thing is tacky IMO, but that should have no bearing on you.
Will there be rioting, better get more security at the front door 'BEE'
I kind of want to pay a cartoonist for a silly cover for it and then actually create it as a product and sell it as a fire starter.
You just gave me a brilliant new business idea!
10% for the Big Guy.
Here are some facts.
Those Bibles are "God Bless the USA" bibles. As in Lee Greenwood.
From their FAQ:
QUOTE IS ANY OF THE MONEY FROM THIS BIBLE GOING TO THE DONALD J. TRUMP CAMPAIGN FOR PRESIDENT? No, GodBlessTheUSABible.com is not political and has nothing to do with any political campaign. GodBlessTheUSABible.com is not owned, managed or controlled by Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization, CIC Ventures LLC or any of their respective principals or affiliates.
GodBlessTheUSABible.com uses Donald J. Trump’s name, likeness and image under paid license from CIC Ventures LLC, which license may be terminated or revoked according to its terms. /QUOTE
Also - this has been around for several years now and Trump wasn't involved.
https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/09/lee-greenwood-bible-christian-publishing.html
Finally Lee had Leukemia in 1991 and did chemo for it. I assume it went into remission given his career, but it could be back. Trump probably wants to help a friend (how many times has he played that song?) so he signed a "Name" deal.
The media is trying to say Trump is actually selling these to get money because he is broke. Everyone here knows better, especially since he just joined the top 500 richest people in the world with his DJT stock.
More likely the Talmud
I thought that too.