
ππ19-Year-Oldβs Breasts Balloon from B Cup to Triple Gππ After Pfizer COVID-19 Vaccine β Researchers Call It First-of-its-Kind Case
(www.thegatewaypundit.com)
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This is such a titillating article, but I still think we should keep abreast of the situation. Just don't be a boob about it.
Clearly tit didn't work. Definitely sending her some breast wishes. I'm sure she'll perk up soon after the worry goes away and this will all be a funny mammary. I'm sure she'll be hanging out again soon!
Funny!
Gawd. Iβd HATE to think how big her TAINT is now.
And her other, uh, spotβ¦
Must be big as a HOUSE!
It's weird how a "vaccine" that is "safe and effective" and supposedly contains no genetic material and cannot affect your DNA... can change your genetic makeup and alter your DNA.
Maybe they LIED.
no "maybe" about it. They LIED.
Now they're going to market the vax as a "miracle breast enhancer" if you don't have a "suddenly unexpected" in the first 2 years.
Plastic surgeons HATE this one trick!
Click here for more.... now that's funny
Could be cancer...
or she was knocked up and had an abortion.
I'm guessing that a similar process is involved even if it isn't cancer.
Turbo breast enlargement.
She'll be quite popular with the gentlemen.
I'm sure they'll be well-supported
Maybe we judged the vax too harshly.
And here I thought you said "Jugged"
Finally a good side effect
Does it work on dicks? Ho Lee Fuck was asking.
Some people say...
https://www.euronews.com/health/2021/09/15/nicki-minaj-told-22-6m-people-covid-vaccines-cause-swollen-testicles-twitter-did-nothing
Here is a link to nih.gov for more info.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/39712371/
Shame they had to botch them.
Make motorboating great again...
Seriously tho ... combine the vax poison with the hormone poison in the McSysco crap they're throwing down their pie hatch and it's not surprising to see abnormalities like this.
Another attack on innocence... because the parents don't know any better and it just perpetuates. MAHA is needed!
That's a lot of spike proteins
Anyone have the batch number? Asking for my wife................
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Greatest comment with the username kek. π€£π€£π€£
Scene: Women walk into the Vaccine Center:
Small Chested Woman1: βIs this the line for A Cups?β
Where did the "scientists are baffled" go?
Or is it inappropriate to discuss melons and baffles in one sentence ...?
Huge tracts of land!
it was the updated formula for the delta kappa phi strain
Silver linings, i suppose
Imagine if that happened to a man. kek
Maybe that shop teacher did get the vaxβ¦.
Good call!
He'd have HUGE MOOBS
These comments on this post are gold. Boobs bring out the best in us. O7
Something tells me what's inside isn't going to give me the nutrients I really need. And that whatever is in the vax is just some random shit designed to draw a number at random.