Someone name this mountain please! LOL
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Mt. Tuckmore
Good.
Mt. Eyesore
LOL
Balls (to the) Wall
Howls. Great name.
Ball to the Wall National Park.
Man Pass.
Good name. LOL
Freak Peak
I am laughing so hard. ROFL
What is a troon?
Tranny.
Oh yes.
Cornhole Ridge
Mount Dickmore
Howls.
Salami Peak
Howls.
Twin Peaks and a Schlong
LOL
Cock Rock
Great name.
Mount Mangina.
Wow, very perfect.
Mt. Notatwat
Wow.
Mount Me
LOL
The four whores-men of the apocaplypse
Howls. Perfect.
Brosemite.
Brosemite National Farce?
Maybe even… Bro-Semite?
I like Brosemite National Farce.
Limpstone hill
Limpstone? That's good.
Mount Mebigboi
Mount Retarded
I like this one a lot.
The Cockshock River
although it’s a mountain, it identifies as a river…
LOL
Mount Loser...
DEInali...
Just above, Cringe Canyon
Oh, that's good.
Mount Trannistein.
Perfect.
"The Turncoat Mothers."
....See what I did there ;-)
Howls.
Mt.Cockinpants
Great name.
Putrefaction Pass?
Howls.
Mt. Cock Rock
Amen.
All the name suggestions are sufficient, but I can't get past the way it would probably smell 🤮
Ouch. That would be disgusting.
Mount. Cornhole
LOL
C-4
Oh, I got it.
Big Mike's mount cockmore mountain complex.
How about Big Mike NP?
Mount Eight Balls
That's perfect.
Mount Hushwhores.
Love this one.
Dumb, dumber, dummy and dumbest
Good one.
can't unsee
LOL.
How about one of the following:
Mt. Rebrandmore – A nod to how public personas and roles often get "rebranded" in politics.
Mt. Everchange – A playful reference to shifting identities, ideologies, and media narratives.
Mt. Spectacle – Poking fun at the media circus or performative politics without targeting individuals.
Or perhaps:
Mount Gaslight - Where every face insists, "We never said that," while the ground around them is littered with receipts. A monument to selective memory, narrative control, and treating the public like they can't Google.
The Clifftop of Clowns - An over-the-top granite circus ledge where politics, pageantry, and press conferences blur into one grand performance—complete with sculpted earpieces, permanent smirks, and hollow eyes that follow you like paintings in a haunted house.
Mount Spinmore - For the endless political spin cycles, talking points, and press briefings that leave people wondering what’s real anymore. Maybe each face is mid-sentence with a teleprompter reflection in their eyes.
Clifftop of Clowns. Kek.
Funny!
I love Mt Spectable. Very good name.
I do as well! Thanks!