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AmberWins 1 point ago +1 / -0

My son had a topo Chico bottle on his balcony that didn’t move but his cushions blew off. I can assure you this storm was very real

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AmberWins 2 points ago +2 / -0

Day 4 without power. My area looks like a third world country. But we have a generator keeping the food safe and staying night 3 in a hotel full of locals commisserating in the lobby. It could be worse. I have friends whose homes were severely damaged by falling trees, some cars in my neighborhood looked like they were karate chopped in half.

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AmberWins 2 points ago +2 / -0

Last night I was watching an episode of Neighborhood Wars on A&E some psycho animal lover was screaming at a couple fishermen because one of the fish they caught was flopping on the sidewalk. So the psycho snatches the fish up and hurls it over the bridge, back into the water while screaming, "It's my duty to protect animals! If this were a dog on the street, would you save it??" The psycho ended up getting arrested and fined $500

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AmberWins 4 points ago +4 / -0

He'd probably start by saying, "President...."

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AmberWins 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't feel bad. I'm a 56 year old housewife watching South Park

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AmberWins 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not bad. It would have been better without the AI narrator, the misspelled words, and the repetitive use of the same pics.

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AmberWins 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've had people try and tell me they don't take cash but by the time I walked out my money was sitting on their counter.

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AmberWins 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now all I can picture are a bunch of Ukrainian soldiers advancing to the front lines dancing like Zelensky in the unitard.

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AmberWins 4 points ago +4 / -0

I almost fell out laughing on the floor when I heard one of those Princeton twats from the hunger strike saying, "I'm literally shaking right now".

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AmberWins 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's my question. A link would be helpful since there are so many "roaringkitty's" on twitter

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