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BetterNameUnfound 3 points ago +3 / -0

So he was one of them all along? Or this is their punishment for him attacking them?

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BetterNameUnfound 3 points ago +3 / -0

So, what do we make about what's going on with Steven Crowder?

Apparently he's going through a nasty divorce, he wants full custody of the kids, and he's being attacked for that.

I haven't kept up with Crowder in quite a while.

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BetterNameUnfound 5 points ago +5 / -0

God, please don't let Marc Summers be one of them.

Marc Summers is one of my heroes. He powered through his clean-freak OCD because he was so determined to fulfill his dream of hosting a TV show--and that show wound up being the worst possible match for his disorder, the super-sloppy Double Dare.

I know he disagrees with us. That doesn't make what he did any less ballsy to me.

The man is an inspiration. He HAD to achieve his dream, and for seven seasons, he did it.

But if he too is one of them...yeah, I'll eventually move on, but it'll still be an impalement of my heart.

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BetterNameUnfound 5 points ago +5 / -0

The thing about Google Translate is, like Wikipedia, ANYONE can submit a definition.

I once translated a phrase there a couple of years ago, and I later did the same phrase again, and it was different that time.

It happened again with the infamous "covfefe."

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BetterNameUnfound 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, he does quite a bit of stuff for Food Network now.

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BetterNameUnfound 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is he the pedo that warbled "Hah Believe Hah Can Flaaah"?

You're thinking of R. Kelly, who is just as bad.

Space Jam is a big guilty pleasure of mine, and knowing this hurts me when I watch it.

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BetterNameUnfound 6 points ago +6 / -0

Marc Summers is one of my heroes thanks to him enduring his disorder for so many years hosting Double Dare.

God, if HE'S one of the pedos too...I don't know what I'll do.

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BetterNameUnfound 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, I think it's a text-to-speech trying to sound like John Bunnell from America's Most Wanted.

As a man who does voiceover, I hate hearing these--with rare exceptions.

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BetterNameUnfound 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's the British version, Family Fortunes, but I'll allow it!

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BetterNameUnfound 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Armed illegals are harder to deport."

That's why they gave them guns.

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BetterNameUnfound 2 points ago +2 / -0

So it's not an acronym?

You sure made it sound like it was.

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BetterNameUnfound 7 points ago +7 / -0

So I'd read that former WWE wrestler Maryse Ouellet, wife of Mike "The Miz" Mizanin, has had basically her entire reproductive system removed, just to stop some tumors.

I quickly thought of you guys, and how the cure for cancer is apparently being suppressed. Also why I'm keeping up with that one guy's track of his dog's fenben treatment.

God, I hope this ends sooner rather than January.

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BetterNameUnfound 2 points ago +2 / -0

I rarely ever watch debates.

But even when I see people arguing on Twitter

and the argument has something to do with morality

IT'S NOT COMPLICATED.

Here. Let me simplify it for you so you never waste your time ever again:

Did GOD say it is okay?

Yes - then it's okay.

No - then it's not okay.

DONE. NOW MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE.

Religious people really trying to fuckin' scientifically "justify" why transgenderism is ethically wrong.

THE PERSON WHO CREATED THE UNIVERSE SAID IT'S WRONG.

I'M SURE HE KNOWS MORE ABOUT THE HUMAN CONDITION THAN SOME DORK IN A LAB COAT.

I swear it feels like some of you just enjoy arguing because 99% of modern-day debate topics

can be dismantled in 10 seconds.

GOD

Next.

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BetterNameUnfound 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Say my name?"

What's this self-promotion bullshit?

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BetterNameUnfound 4 points ago +4 / -0

Credit where credit's due, I'm using that from now on.

I don't care that it's IMC, that's a great line.

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