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CaptainThiefDotWin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol, I’m imagining the typical interviews on the news or where-ever and the names show up like

John Smith (R) (U)

Ted Lieu (D) (V)

Etc.

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CaptainThiefDotWin 2 points ago +2 / -0

You got him beat on beef production, but bill gates far surpasses you in production of bullshit.

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CaptainThiefDotWin 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you have a basic question on American elections, consult a pamphlet. If you have an advanced question on American elections, consult a civics textbook. If you have an expert/esoteric question on American elections, consult a Canadian.

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CaptainThiefDotWin 1 point ago +1 / -0

He seems a bit better, though I haven't seen his kidney test results. The whole family got sick recently though so we'll need that cleared up first before I know for sure

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CaptainThiefDotWin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look at the very first letter, the capital I. It’s so clean and has an experienced feel to it. Immediately after everything becomes more kid-crayony, but still maintains basic composure that only comes naturally with experience.

Methinks the parent wrote it, started with their dominant hand (right, my guess) and then realized oh wait it can’t look too good, best use the other hand.

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CaptainThiefDotWin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably where the hookers mentioned came from...

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CaptainThiefDotWin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Video presented by Owen Benjamin just to give a source

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CaptainThiefDotWin 3 points ago +3 / -0

And you just apply it topically to where there’s pain? Something I’d like to try

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CaptainThiefDotWin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Last paragraph is beautiful news.

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CaptainThiefDotWin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unless it evolved into Kadabra, that is! (just joking)

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CaptainThiefDotWin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Read the youtube comments if you have a high tolerance for stupid. Point being that everyone's arguing with... someone? But said someone's posts aren't showing up at all. As though they're pruned (of course) by youtube.

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CaptainThiefDotWin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Makes me wish we could add context to each username, like "started a topic saying the current biden isn't fake" or "promoted getting vaxxed... in fricking' 2022" so they have to abandon their accounts sooner and go back to being handshakes.

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CaptainThiefDotWin 19 points ago +20 / -1

This needs to be top reply. A bunch of sleeper-cell turncoats fell for the trap, candace being one of them.

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CaptainThiefDotWin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Here’s my cry corner post.

It felt like we were told to marathon run west, but weren’t told how long. After miles and miles of grueling running jn the sun, we came upon a steep hill. It was quite a climb, but this had to be it, this had to be the last bit of exhausting work before we’d have our victory party on the summit… because why not?

That hill’s name was 2020. They called it J6 peak.

And as you all know, there was no party to be had on that particular hill, perhaps small insider celebrations about having made it all this way, but it was clear we weren’t done yet. Some still thought it was, but as we made our way down the hill the other side, it gradually settled in for everyone that we still had a way to go.

So much longer and so much more to weather. We even got hit by a hail storm the size of vax needles and some of our loved ones who weren’t looking out actually died. Surely our torment has to be over soon.

Coming up on another very tall hill, it just felt appropriate for it to be done here. Rumblings in the group about how there’d be catering and chairs and movies planted a seed of hope that was watered very well when we saw the “Normies are starting to wake the fuck up Incorporated” brand catering van, and the “Space Force just needed three elections of fraud” brand furniture truck, followed by the “With this FTX scandal breaking, the dems are fucking DONE” licensed mobile movie theater came driving by us and up the hill. Strange names for businesses, but if they were indeed going to park at the hill ahead of us, well, that’s just more hopium for a happening. The Brazilian running group even said they’d race us there.

That hill’s name is 2022 midterms, and we’re just about done running off of it. No catering, no chairs, no movies. Our Brazilbros are here with us though!

So am I disappointed? I was a bit last night, but it was more of a hopium slump. This isn’t our first hill, and we’re not even sure the next hill (more of a mountain) will be it. Heck, it makes more sense for it to happen not on a hill at all so no one sees it coming. I’m going to take a short break and get back to running in a bit, I’ll catch up with you guys. Not dooming, just got caught up in the moment hoping for a happening that was sooner.

Thanks for reading if you made it all the way through.

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CaptainThiefDotWin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, in fact I wanted to make a topic some time ago that zi don’t just want to be right, I want everyone to know I was right.

Like… if the white hats removed all the dems in secret and replaced them with actors and had them just, I don’t know, vote on things that supported America, that’d be a win but everyone will then think “oh, no need for Trump/Q/whatever since these things just sort themselves out” as though the default state of humanity in this fallen world isn’t to become tyrannical when given the opportunity and are not restricted by things like a Christian faith.

I dunno, some of it’s my own ego, but most of it is I want them to know we made a wrong turn by letting things get liberal-y, so they should guard their emotions to never let it happen again.

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CaptainThiefDotWin 1 point ago +2 / -1

If they're dooming out of the very human emotion of disappointment (and one should be able to feel empathy for those who are genuinely disappointed) then I'd rather they stay, but only to lurk. No need to have anyone trash their lives after losing hope and as far as I've seen this board is the best source of hope.

For any who are just trying to blackpill others, yeah, they can go.

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CaptainThiefDotWin 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is hard on us, but it's gotta be hard on Trump too. The man cares about his image and what people think of him, I think.

This speech, when it comes to a non-small part of his followers, will make him look ineffective, nay "cucked". I don't think anyone wants to look like that to anyone, but it has to be kicked up to 11 for Trump.

Let's see where this goes.

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CaptainThiefDotWin 2 points ago +3 / -1

Kinda what I was thinking...

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