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Captainzoomer 27 points ago +27 / -0

That's not the only thing he'll blow.

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Captainzoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

...And just like that, Patriot Front was never heard from again.

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Captainzoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

The best president is debatable (not really, it's Trump), but the most beautiful First Lady is unquestionably Melania!

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Captainzoomer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maybe explain it in hand puppet?

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Captainzoomer 4 points ago +4 / -0

I mean, look at how efficiently he made his point!

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Captainzoomer 1 point ago +1 / -0

They need to live under the very laws that they help to enact. We wouldn't have had Obamacare if they had to use that crap.

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Captainzoomer 10 points ago +10 / -0

Whenever that comes up in a conversation, I emphasize that he said "They LET you grab 'em by the pussy." As in he has permission from the owners of said pussy. Then I'll follow up with, "So let me ask you, do you have a form that you make your partner fill out before romantic activities, or do y'all just kind of go for it?"

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Captainzoomer 4 points ago +4 / -0

If the Standard Hotel story is true, then he needs to die slowly and painfully.

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Captainzoomer 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's why we need serialized ballots that can be traced all the way back to it's origin.

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Captainzoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

But Connecticutt is a liberal stronghold already, no? No need to cheat there.

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Captainzoomer 8 points ago +8 / -0

I liked him every time he bungled kamalas campaign, even when he called us all garbage!

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Captainzoomer 1 point ago +1 / -0

At publishing time, Trump had graciously accepted a concession call from Biden, then Harris, then Biden again.

Hahaha, my sides!!

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Captainzoomer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exactly. If the climate crisis were real, there wouldn't be a crumbling narrative.

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