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Captainzoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean, did they choose to stay for an extended period, or was it the fault of the government? We know the answer. I'm sure they had to do SOME kind of work while they were up there, you know, TO STAY ALIVE! I hope they find out who made the decision to not pay these people and FIRE them!

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Captainzoomer 6 points ago +7 / -1

It's hard work when every move you make is a virtue signal. On an even weirder tangent, what made Elon put cameras in all the Teslas?

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Captainzoomer 5 points ago +5 / -0

I thought it was a still from Planet of the Apes.

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Captainzoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Miami has a large Jewish population. There's one section that has a lot of acidic Jews, the ones with the long curly sideburns and funny looking hats. There's a lot of jewelry stores there where you see them.

Maybe that was slipped in to include the Jews of Miami?

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Captainzoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know it, you know it, everybody knows it. I take statements like this from Trump as confirmation. I don't know how he does it, but he never says anything that's not based in fact.

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Captainzoomer 4 points ago +4 / -0

I noticed that back in my Reddit days when he was running for the second time. If you wrote a comment that said anything negative about Obama, you were quickly downvoted into oblivion. I at the time kept saying that this was a case of the emperor's new clothes; that everyone seemed to be dumbly following the herd. Thank God that they're all retarded and told me to stay away from r/The_Donald!

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Captainzoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Notice how they put she in front of he? Not an accident.

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Captainzoomer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Who do you think your fellow countrymen would blame if Elon pulled the plug on Canadian Starlink? I, as an American think David Eby would get the blame seeing how he struck first. And it was unmistakably political to yank Tesla. I don't know, if Elon could turn most Canadians against Eby, it would maybe discourage other world leaders from playing stupid games.

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Captainzoomer 6 points ago +6 / -0

What a stroke of brilliance for Trump to literally point out how democrats will not applaud that which is good for America. I'm sure that at least planted a seed of doubt in even the most hardcore normie.

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Captainzoomer 1 point ago +1 / -0

They jumped the shark when they handed one out to O'bama. And he had done fuck all to deserve it. They pretty much gave him one just for being black.

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Captainzoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

So I watched ol' Hill Dawg getting chucked into a van like a side of beef, for old time's sake, and I tell you, it looks more and more like she was resisting getting chucked into said van. No longer do I think she was sun stroking or alcohol fatigueing. She was dreading that van and resisted every step toward it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5wWZIFZraw

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