Only one Canada left, but apparently Greenlands are fully stocked
Time to send him back to his country of origin with a 9mm in his brain and the rest of him in pieces.
If I remember correctly, volcano sacrifices were often virgin girls. I wonder if throwing him in would be a good idea, he'd ally with it to try and get more.
I. WANT. NAMES.
Well, that certainly explains a lot. Wondered why this dude got a celebration on his release. Why do I have to know who this dude is? Now I understand.
Hopefully in body bags!
Elon did not kill himself
Its why he's so grumpy
He brought a toothpick.
In that case its called "i plead the fifth"
Sounds to me like these gang members need to be airdropped over venezuela in pieces
Source: trust me bro
They're rounding themselves up for us! How thoughtful!
EVERY. BILL. SHOULD. BE. CLEAN.
He's busy. Maybe once DOGE is finished
Oh, a "clean" bill eh?
EVERY. SINGLE. BILL. SHOULD. BE. CLEAN. Clean bills imply the existence of dirty bills. Dirty bills should not be written or passed.
NO MORE DIRTY BILLS. NO MORE GARBAGE FROM WASHINGTON.
Great! Dear Yale Scientists: You will be locked in a hermetically sealed room with the airborne virus for 4 years to test for possible adverse reactions. Good luck!
Sounds like its time to arrest everyone in the ACLU
Reminder: An insurance policy is a CONTRACT. Read it, understand what you're covered for. If they deny coverage clearly listed in the policy, you can sue. Tons of greedy lawyers willing to go after these giants.
The big issue is people flat out don't understand what is and is not covered. And, what's worse, is these mega-insurance firms COUNT on that to abuse their victims. Knowledge is power. Ignorance gives that power up.
9mm, ship their bodies back to venezuela. Enough of this crap.
This is the 'weird stuff' he says that my MIL hates him for, its so tempting to just let her have it so she scratches a millimeter beneath the surface
Not buying this in the slightest. There is no amount of propaganda on behalf of tobacco companies that could get me to start using nicotine products of any sort. I've done just fine without it, much like humanity has until smoking was discovered.
Besides, I"ve SEEN the results of decades of smoking via my family.
Easy enough to say you did. The theory is every single choice made by every single person creates an alternate universe, so what you chose for breakfast created an alternate universe almost entirely identical to the current one. Making 'accessing a parallel universe' irrelevant. Bring something back that you've duplicated, and we'll talk.
There are quite a few on this list where they just open stores like crazy. I know Dollar General will open dozens of stores in places that already have dozens of stores. Had a new one put in down the street not long ago, its already struggling. They don't do any market research, they just hoover up properties and see if they are profitable in random locations.
Then we just have tons of empty Dollar Generals we now have to find a purpose for.
Family Dollar is the company that owns Dollar Tree, who had to raise their prices for the first time in decades from $1 for everything to $1.25 thanks to Bidenomics. No surprise they're closing lots of stores.
Still, not a great sign. These companies tend to cater to the lower end of the economic spectrum.
Time and political rage haven't been good for her appearance