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FestinaRamos 3 points ago +3 / -0

I invested the 16 cents I saved on my July 4th BBQ for just this kind of emergency.

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FestinaRamos 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nor do internal combustion engines. There is a reason they know exactly how many horses it’s equivalent to.

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FestinaRamos 1 point ago +1 / -0

Friend of mine got a hula dancer tattoo on his arm when he was in the Navy about forty years ago, she just keeps getting fatter by the year.

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FestinaRamos 2 points ago +2 / -0

If this were a biological female with 58FFF milk bags wrapped in a tight sweater that can’t hide her thumb sized nipples there would likely be disciplinary steps taken. So why on earth is it okay for this sick bastard to do it?

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FestinaRamos 13 points ago +13 / -0

Stretchin’ Gretchen looks impressed with the size of that guys finger for some reason 😂

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FestinaRamos 2 points ago +2 / -0

More like the first 27.

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FestinaRamos 1 point ago +1 / -0

We are all broke and working 2 or 3 jobs, so that number might be right.

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FestinaRamos 5 points ago +5 / -0

We need to make this a court room standard. A bottle of poisoned water on the table in front of every defendant at sentencing time and its their choice/option to chug it if they don’t like the sentence. Did the crime and can’t do the time? Here, drink this.

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FestinaRamos 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m that old too. In those days we didn’t have an infinite amount of viewing choices and it was kind of a big deal....a tv SPECIAL. Oooh and ahhhh. When the mustachioed buffoon found an empty bottle and not much else I felt like I’d been robbed of one hour of my life. Have hated him ever since LOL.

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FestinaRamos 1 point ago +1 / -0

She looks like the kind of mom that twists your ear while she’s raining hellfire on your ass with a big damn spatula. My first take is that big bro is trying to stop (save) the younger one because he knows damn good and well where this is heading. Moms eyes, facial expressions and sudden change in demeanor are all too familiar to me, they say “Imma fuck you up later” and these poor kids know she will. But at least mine didn’t try to make me be a faggot.

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FestinaRamos 3 points ago +3 / -0

Paid 4.65 here in Michigan today. So wonderful 😂

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FestinaRamos 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would you suffer from less reeeeee if we just beat them dead with our bare hands? My rounds cost $1.25 per and I’m kinda cheap so I’d be fine with that if it helps you sleep better.

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FestinaRamos 34 points ago +34 / -0

Same here. My rule of thumb is that if I can’t stop the bleeding within an hour or there’s a bone poking through my skin I’ll go to a “doctor”. Otherwise, fuck those ass hats and their pills.

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FestinaRamos 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe I missed it but as far as I know they still haven’t been able to isolate the covi19 virus. So how the fuck can they possibly make a one size fits all vax? Sign me up for zero of those please.

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FestinaRamos -1 points ago +3 / -4

Hopefully you never do have any kids cuz you’re one damaged and fucked up person if you think losing your fucking dog is on the same level as having lost a child. Do you really think that a god damned dog dying is on par with losing a child? On behalf of my spouse, myself and anyone else that’s had to struggle with the loss of their child, FUCK YOU man. I have a dog and two cats that I’m quite fond of, I’d kill all three of them right now for 5 more minutes with my boy.

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FestinaRamos 52 points ago +52 / -0

I am a parent. I lost my son just six months ago. Even now, I’m tearing up just from having typed those words. You can’t begin to imagine the degree of pain and I sincerely hope you never have to feel it my fren. Hysterical and incoherent are exactly the right words.....there’s no way in hell that guy just lost a child. Absolutely no way.

I don’t smile much these days, or really laugh, haven’t played my guitars since his death, have a melt down at least once a day and in general, I don’t even feel like me anymore. That man did not lose a child and I hope the son of a bitch rots in hell for whatever his role in this is.

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