No, do not get a job. Retire in comfort and splendor and go away. People who have enough to live on a hundred times over can stop feeding at the trough.
I am told over 2400 Americans died in a sneak attack on Pearl Harbor.
TO SERVE YOUNG MEN: It's a cookbook!
It is doubly sad when a boy marries his abusive father.
Massachusetts Institute of Transgenderism
Optometrists wear corrective lenses. Orthodontists have beautiful teeth. You expect an expert in dishonesty to be crooked.
The news coverage of entire wars has been sponsored by pills for erectile dysfunction.
Mrs. Macron probably bought all of Carol Channing's wigs when Carol retired.
The hundred !million is reserved for residents willing to relocate to Fresno or Bakersfield.
Has anyone recommended he travel to Canada so they can reduce the amount of time he has left to suffer?
We nearly lived in a world where Hillary was President and Huma was her closest aide and the wife of Senator Weiner of NY.
Be sure to wipe every button in the elevator clean with disinfectant after each use.
JFK was hit in the upper middle back by a bullet that did not penetrate his back too deeply. A doctor at Parkland probed the wound with his finger. This back wound was "officially" relocated to the back of JFK's throat by the Warren Commission.
Supposedly the bullet in the shallow wound fell out of JFK's back while his body was lifted off the stretcher. The bullet, which was nearly pristine, was found on the stretcher and was later deliberately misidentified as coming from Connally's stretcher. This became the infamous magic bullet that earned the young lawyer Arlen Specter a career seat in the US Senate.
There were probably more shooters at more locations firing other bullets that missed. People all along the route were diving for cover while the bullets were flying.
She was billed as Harvard Law School's first Native American professor.
Turns out she's just the first Harvard Law School professor to earn her own degree in law at Rutgers.
Bill and Hillary = Gomez and Morticia
W. and Laura = Pugsley and Wednesday
Herbert Walker = Uncle Fester
Barack and Michelle = Thing and Cousin Itt
"My answer depend on who axed the question."
Had the city employee just been arrested or did she choose to appear in court in that outfit?
You think the Soviet Communist Party was anti-Jewish?
He is only a woman in the honorary sense, so an honorary degree is fitting.
I hope the real Hillary has been arrested long before now. It galls me to think she has enjoyed eight years of freedom when she might have been locked up already.
Are you sure? Jake Tapper and his wife say it's their favorite restaurant in DC.
Happy Sink-o de Mayo to you, OP.
Truly. Is Big Mike implying that using a front hole to smuggle contraband is more important than giving birth?