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FuzzAldrin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Truly. Is Big Mike implying that using a front hole to smuggle contraband is more important than giving birth?

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FuzzAldrin 4 points ago +4 / -0

No, do not get a job. Retire in comfort and splendor and go away. People who have enough to live on a hundred times over can stop feeding at the trough.

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FuzzAldrin 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am told over 2400 Americans died in a sneak attack on Pearl Harbor.

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FuzzAldrin 3 points ago +3 / -0

TO SERVE YOUNG MEN: It's a cookbook!

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FuzzAldrin 10 points ago +10 / -0

It is doubly sad when a boy marries his abusive father.

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FuzzAldrin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Optometrists wear corrective lenses. Orthodontists have beautiful teeth. You expect an expert in dishonesty to be crooked.

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FuzzAldrin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Be sure to wipe every button in the elevator clean with disinfectant after each use.

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FuzzAldrin 5 points ago +5 / -0

JFK was hit in the upper middle back by a bullet that did not penetrate his back too deeply. A doctor at Parkland probed the wound with his finger. This back wound was "officially" relocated to the back of JFK's throat by the Warren Commission.

Supposedly the bullet in the shallow wound fell out of JFK's back while his body was lifted off the stretcher. The bullet, which was nearly pristine, was found on the stretcher and was later deliberately misidentified as coming from Connally's stretcher. This became the infamous magic bullet that earned the young lawyer Arlen Specter a career seat in the US Senate.

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FuzzAldrin 5 points ago +5 / -0

She was billed as Harvard Law School's first Native American professor.

Turns out she's just the first Harvard Law School professor to earn her own degree in law at Rutgers.

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FuzzAldrin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bill and Hillary = Gomez and Morticia

W. and Laura = Pugsley and Wednesday

Herbert Walker = Uncle Fester

Barack and Michelle = Thing and Cousin Itt

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FuzzAldrin 2 points ago +2 / -0

He is only a woman in the honorary sense, so an honorary degree is fitting.

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FuzzAldrin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Happy Sink-o de Mayo to you, OP.

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