CAROLINE: You can't nominate one of those drunken, sexist, womanizing, reckless douchebag frat boy Kennedys!
Captain Africa needs to return to the continent that is the source of all his pride.
All Elon has to do is buy the company that makes Mars bars and the prophecy is fulfilled.
Brevity is indeed the soul of wit. A liberal meme on DEI would be as wordy as a Dictionary, an Encyclopedia, and the Internet.
In Kamala's case it referred to her drunken inability to operate doorknobs and navigate hallways.
As neither network has more than one or two journalists on the payroll, the rest of those being laid off must be pastry chefs, and massage therapists, and astrologists, and life coaches and such.
That is a weird photo. The people in the background look like the cover of Sgt. Pepper. Elon Musk's head is floating above Melania like a balloon on a stick.
Years ago, I had an exchange on the Q board at VOAT with a poster who said I would crap my pants if I knew who I was talking to.
The only potential clue I could discern about their identity from their posts was a reference to "The World War Two." That jumped out to me because most Americans simply say "World War Two," or "The Second World War." Saying "THE World War Two" made the poster sound like someone whose first language is not English.
I always kinda hoped it was Melania. I also hope I wouldn't crap my pants.
JD Vance couldn't be more of a walking meme if he were a green frog in a MAGA cap.
He looks like the last prune in the box.
Chief Justice Roberts is the Oaf of Office.
Wasn't it Nancy Reagan's astrologer who dictated the odd timing of the initial swearing-in in 1985?
Maybe Michael will de-transition and hit the lecture circuit.
Michelle Obama turned sixteen in January of 1980. I never heard of any child receiving sex-change surgery in the 1970s.
Please tell me they're not going to put her on television.
Tell Jimmy Carter we said hello.
My father was a young adult when JFK was shot. He always said almost everyone back then assumed LBJ had a hand in it.
Hunky, muscular dead chefs tell no tales.
Aaron Burr, Spiro Agnew, and Dan Quayle can thank their lucky stars this broad will go down as the worst VP in history.
Gee, that fellow sounds great. You'd think the Democrats would run him for President.
Global Warming will suspend itself out of sympathy for the fire victims the way COVID-19 suspended itself out of sympathy with liberal protesters in 2020.
Yet most people will spin only three bars that read "Go," "Fuck," and "Yourself!"
If only the fire had information that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton!
California Officials: "Prevention?"
Arrest and waterboard.