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KarateBob 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've never been "in" a toilet. I've sat on some.

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KarateBob 7 points ago +7 / -0

I know exactly one person in real life that is aware of some extent of the game that's being played on us, and he thinks Q is nonsense because to him "Qanon" is that crazy guy that was painted up on Jan 6.

No amount of explanation seems to be able to change that perception.

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KarateBob 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're talking like there was a real shooting event in the first place.

I've done zero research here. I haven't even looked at a single article about it. That's just what these always turn out to be... phony.

I doubt anyone died. I may be wrong, but that's the pattern.

I guess there's someone in a Mason hat on the scene, the media reported 33 deaths or 33 shots fired or 33 tears shed or 33 something..

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KarateBob 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't know a damn thing about this shooting but it happened at the beginning of the "season of sacrifice" and it's something being pushed in the media which automatically means it's fake, regardless of the timing.

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KarateBob 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden is on video bragging about the Ukraine quid pro quo stuff AND the phone calls, numerous phone calls, between him and their president discussing this are out. Not sure where to find them at this point because they were taken off of YouTube but I'm sure they're elsewhere.

I can't understand how this didn't come out during the impeachment since it's literally him bragging about what Trump was accused of.

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KarateBob 4 points ago +4 / -0

The soul that would have entered you?

Who says it wasn't there?

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KarateBob 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everyone knows math is racist, but what did pepperoni pizza do to anyone, other than be really greasy?

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KarateBob 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, can you guys quit causing so much violence? Please learn how to respect those around you like BLM does.

You ruffians.

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KarateBob 1 point ago +1 / -0

We have "Scientism" that is to be believed in.

Science is all about complete lack of belief. Everything is documented so it can be recreated. "Do you believe in science" is the dumbest scientific question anyone could ever ask you.

I always think Mormon missionaries are funny when they ask me "do you believe in God, or science?" as if they're not both possible, but anyway, no I don't believe in science, that's the whole fucking point of science. That doesn't mean god isn't real either, it just means we can't document it.

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KarateBob 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't know how we got to the point where not agreeing means we're on polar opposite sides of morality and you must be destroyed.

I bet you like some music I don't like, so maybe I should call your boss and see if I can get you fired, and have a movement against you go viral on Tiktok?

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KarateBob 15 points ago +15 / -0

I hate you if you don't do everything I tell you to do you bigot. This is a free and inclusive country so shut up and do as you're told

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KarateBob 6 points ago +6 / -0

But I don't liiiiiiiiike it, mommy. Make the mean man stop saying things I don't understand.

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KarateBob 12 points ago +12 / -0

It's more like when you hear "unghhhh" and you know that's from an anal thrust where "ohhhhhhhhh" was vaginal, and "aughghgugugugug" means her mouth is full.

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KarateBob 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like to take vaccines that prevent me from winning the lottery because I feel like if I suddenly did win the sudden influx of cash would be too much responsibility for me.

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KarateBob 3 points ago +3 / -0

This always bugged me on Ninja Warrior. They compete at "Mount Midoriyama".

yama means mountain.

Like, Japanese people don't say "Mt. Fuji", they say "Fujiyama".

So Ninja Warrior always said Mount Midori Mountain.

Everyone just ignores me when I complain though...............................

Don't you know you look silly saying that dumb shit? I don't blame people for not speaking Japanese or not speaking Welsh, but you know, after a while you figure out what happened and then you fix it so you don't look dumb?

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