by gamepwn
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KurtTingles 2 points ago +2 / -0

I actually burst out laughing at your comment. Thanks for the giggle, fren.

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KurtTingles 6 points ago +6 / -0

They literally took the Alphabet Boi yellow letters off their windbreakers and repurposed them for this. Some even wore their investigation khakis as well. I might go blind looking at these images, they glow so bright.

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KurtTingles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Our last "Harmful Extremist Content" brief had clown pepe unrolling the NI- scroll as an example. You can't make this shit up.

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KurtTingles 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Stalin, the accident was years ago, you have to forgive yourself!"

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KurtTingles 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's about time we get some honest, common sense Marker Control.

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KurtTingles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine them taking all the time and effort to make this decades or so ago and all of it fucking expired lol

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KurtTingles 4 points ago +4 / -0

This reads like a satire article written by Rabbi Chaim Shlomo or similar stereotype name.

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KurtTingles 2 points ago +2 / -0

The pedophile child rapist was the first, the skateboarding wife beater was second, and this war crimes clown was third and the only survivor

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KurtTingles 3 points ago +4 / -1

Do people not realize how many "WE SHOULD FOCUS ON X!!1!" posts actually drown the forum from anything of value or substance? Grown ass men and women are able to consume and digest multiple sources of information and stimuli at the same time, y'all.

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KurtTingles 2 points ago +2 / -0

IIRC that was very clearly an M249 SAW.

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KurtTingles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh boy, I'm sure this will work out just as well as Teddy's Moose party splitting the conservative voter base to usher in WW and the absolutely fucked system we have today. Give me a fucking break, Matt...

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KurtTingles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Any OP that assumes we are unable to focus on multiple points of interest can suck a fat cock.

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KurtTingles 3 points ago +3 / -0

Like I said last time, if the lead singer for Lamb of God can get tried and convicted for an accidental death during a mosh pit he had zero control over you better believe they can bring the hammer on this chucklefuck. Whether or not they do remains to be seen.

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KurtTingles 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was half expecting Xiden to get the ol' JFK Experience but that certainly works too for them.

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KurtTingles 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd like to clarify the commandment as Thou Shall Not Murder, as many people have rightfully killed in God's name and with God's blessing throughout the entirety of human history. Completely agree on the suicide part though.

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KurtTingles 8 points ago +8 / -0

https://www.eeoc.gov/genetic-information-discrimination

Since DNA is altered, the 2008 GINA might help in your case. Just throwing some more info your team's way. Godspeed!

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KurtTingles 1 point ago +1 / -0

This reads like a Babylon Bee satire article.

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KurtTingles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trying to hunt down which judge is presiding over this, nothing specific so far. However, out of the potential pool of judges we have 2 Bill appointees, 5 GWs, 1 GHW, 3 Ronalds, and 6 Trumps. Do with that what you will.

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KurtTingles 7 points ago +7 / -0

They flattened the curve along the Y axis instead of the X axis

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