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LordKekingtonEsquire 130 points ago +130 / -0

Holy KEK, is that a real headline? It's like she's undergoing hibernation and will transform afterwards.

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Redpilled 92 points ago +93 / -1

She ded

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ThisIsHowItStarts 36 points ago +36 / -0

This is what I came here to say.

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ReticulatingSplines 30 points ago +30 / -0

Could it be possible that she’s merely prepared for war during the Dark Winter?(smallpox😘😉)

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y000danon 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yep

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Europeade 21 points ago +21 / -0

No, new phase.. She's frozen now. Or she's gas.

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Sodium_miner 13 points ago +13 / -0

Phase change from solid to liquid

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JizmJunky 9 points ago +9 / -0

Frozen. That ol' bint is at least 300 yrs old

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CQVFEFE 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ha ha, bint. I've always wondered if that's formed from bitch and cunt. We don't have the word in American English.

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007wannabee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bint means "daughter of"

The same way that "bin" means "son of"

As in "Osama bin Laden"

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CQVFEFE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks!

In one episode of Fawlty Towers, John Cleese (as Basil Fawlty) calls his wife (as Polly) "you silly cloth-eared bint". Wonder if he called her that when arguing at home too :)

EDIT: Found this

bint (n.) "girlfriend," 1855, British English, from Arabic bint "daughter;" adopted by British fighting men in the Middle East. OED reports it "in common use by British servicemen in Egypt and neighbouring countries" in the world wars.

So that explains it

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judypatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ashes to ashes

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Lyonessrising 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dust to dust....

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stevethefish76 17 points ago +17 / -0

The Ro-Beast is molting!

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Mountaing8 3 points ago +3 / -0

Scales and horns manifesting.

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DiveAndBait 16 points ago +16 / -0

I wonder if they have pre recorded videos of her to be shown over the holidays.

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NOTWOKE 9 points ago +9 / -0

You bet they do. Crazy weird freaks.

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MilesTeg 8 points ago +8 / -0

Definitely, probably deepfakes too. They probably recorded her speaking all possible sounds/syllables so they could turn her into a robot voice, like Alexa.

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huntfishpede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Likely unless they just deepfake it

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Tooshort 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think she been ded for a minute lol.

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Callmejuls 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or she has demensia

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Slyver 26 points ago +27 / -1

The spark of her life is smothered in shite. Her spirit is gone but her stench remains.

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ChronicMetamorphosis 22 points ago +22 / -0

I misread that as "her snatch remains". 🤮

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SirRupert 11 points ago +11 / -0

You will be stuck with an R rating with that plot line.

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Cray_cray_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Icky

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MilesTeg 3 points ago +3 / -0

Her Snatch Remains = budget All That Remains

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MAGAngelo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gggeeeeeewwwwwwwwww

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SeeAreJay 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagine how much brits would pay for a silicone mould of ole queeny's wrinkled snizz

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polish_snausage 7 points ago +7 / -0

She definitely ain't coming out a beautiful butterfly, that's for sure.

How long does it take for demons to assume a new identity? Maybe she'll come out as a "Diana"...

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wideawakeuk 6 points ago +6 / -0

The Royal Cocoon Stage.

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CasuallyObservant 57 points ago +59 / -2

The Clone took longer than they planned.

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seasoned_noncomplier 19 points ago +19 / -0

Takes alot of careful effort to replicate that saggy sack of flesh

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FiatLux 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dont forget about growing the whiskers too

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Callmejuls 2 points ago +2 / -0

A wax figure in Natural , History (or unnatural history) Museum?

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Cray_cray_ 6 points ago +6 / -0

Supply chain shortage hurting everyone.

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Recyclops 51 points ago +52 / -1

They make it sound like she's the moon.

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LordKekingtonEsquire 16 points ago +16 / -0

She's going back to the castle in the sky... on the Moon! KEK!!

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Oh_Well_ian 7 points ago +7 / -0

when you get caught between the Moon and Adrenochrome shortage

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7_17_24 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know it’s crazy, but it’s true.

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RobinOfTheHood 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have that song in my head now

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Snowgirl1965 2 points ago +2 / -0

I see what you did there. LOL

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FuckNewsom [S] 41 points ago +41 / -0

Most people think that RBG’s body was kept on ice after she died, but I never heard any reasoning behind that. Was it to try and keep it a secret until Trump was out of office, so that the Dems could appoint a new justice… but then Trump & friends caught on and made her death public?

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Cpleb 35 points ago +35 / -0

Probably to avoid trump appointing another conservative judge. After RGB died, there was some other female minority judge that was nominated for the position and Mitch shoved Amy coney Barrett instead and Trump appointed her. I wish I could find the video rant some guy did on the nomination. He called acb deep state as soon as she was nominated long before she started showing her true colors. He definitely had a lot of insight.

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ChronicMetamorphosis 22 points ago +22 / -0

He's certainly behaving that way.

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FiatLux 7 points ago +9 / -2

Maybe he did rape that ugly bitch at a frat party and now theyre holding some kind of evidence over his head

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Lyonessrising 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's a movie..and timing is everything to this plot. Besides they have to loyal to the letter law.....not to who nominated them. That's being put on display.....purposely.

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MilesTeg 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's Federalist Society, which idk if they're DS, but they're seemingly corrupt in some ways.

EDIT: Amy Coney Barrett is also Federalist Society.

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HighCountryAZ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why the hell didn't this fact matter when they vetted him. And ACB.

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Cpleb 2 points ago +3 / -1

Not sure but he just looks like a pussy.

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FullDisQlosure 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe ACB had something to do with Scalia’s murder

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Magpi 8 points ago +8 / -0

Weekend at Lizzie's

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ThisIsHowItStarts 6 points ago +6 / -0

Best comment all day

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ThePopcornTape 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yoshikage Kira has entered the chat

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bigsix 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Weekend at Bernie's Balmoral Castle Edition"

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Callmejuls 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who is RBG?

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FullDisQlosure 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

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NeedMoarPillows 1 point ago +2 / -1

Wouldn't the whole Supreme Court have to be in on that, including Kavanaugh?

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GaryJackson 30 points ago +30 / -0

God damn. How many "phases" can she have left in her?

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MilitaryJustice 30 points ago +30 / -0

The dead phase.

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MilesTeg 5 points ago +5 / -0

KEK

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Gaterop 27 points ago +27 / -0

"say experts" my fucking sides, for once I'd love if they would just admit they pulled this straight out of their ass

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VetforTrump 11 points ago +11 / -0

That's what "experts said" means.

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ChronicMetamorphosis 13 points ago +13 / -0

Queen Mothra

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jeepbeersleep 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek

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Weero 8 points ago +8 / -0

[One Winged Angel intensifies]

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ChronicMetamorphosis 3 points ago +3 / -0

J-E-N-O-V-A

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inspir3dgenius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Estuans Interius Ira Vehementi...Vicky's lost!

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Everydaypast 23 points ago +23 / -0

This isn't even my final form!!1!!!1

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M-I-vet 8 points ago +8 / -0

She's molting into her Super Saiyan form... kind of like a giant bug.

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MilesTeg 5 points ago +5 / -0

IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!

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MAGA_mandalorian 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's more like cell.... Gross ass bug eating and molting

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BigMuddyMama 23 points ago +23 / -0

Oh, there are those "experts" again. Ha, 'a new phase'.... Yes, it's called embalming.

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Luke_Q-walker 19 points ago +19 / -0

What a bizarre choice of words.

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MyFartsKillPlantLife 18 points ago +18 / -0

What, is she molting?

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LithiumIO 14 points ago +14 / -0

She's officially spun a cocoon and will morph into her true form... a lizard, probably.

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RS34ME 4 points ago +4 / -0

Perhaps, she cannot change back to human form. She’s now stuck as a lizard.

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LoneWulf 13 points ago +14 / -1

Isn't it about time someone kicked the foundations out from under London Bridge?

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PeaceAndLovePatriot 11 points ago +11 / -0

ie:

The queen is dead

No funeral likely till Feb, just after law of war devolution one year cycle ends on Jan 20

At this point, enemy wants to appear strong as long as possible.

Times running out. And we're running the running it out. Forced to the end.

Also, just for shits:

February (n.) month following January, late 14c., ultimately from Latin februarius mensis "month of purification," from februare "to purify," from februa "purifications, expiatory rites" (plural of februum "means of purification, expiatory offerings"), which is of uncertain origin, said to be a Sabine word. De Vaan says from Proto-Italic *f(w)esro-, from a PIE word meaning "the smoking" or "the burning" (thus possibly connected with fume (n.)). The sense then could be either purification by smoke or a burnt offering.

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The article COULD be saying she died and was cremated, or 'in hell'.

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quai24 4 points ago +4 / -0

By one year cycle you mean obligations under the Geneva Convention? Section 11.3.2 in the LoW manual iirc

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PeaceAndLovePatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Correct, iir too

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inspir3dgenius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Go on....

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PeaceAndLovePatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've said about all i can speculate on... well wait for more news.

Save this post and reference on future if future proves past.

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DickTracy31 11 points ago +11 / -0

She morphed into her Lizard form and we are having trouble with the skin suit

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MAGAftwftp 7 points ago +7 / -0

On the 17th too! u/#bahaha

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Brendasue 7 points ago +7 / -0

The article says transitioning to virtual appearances instead of in person

https://theworldnews.net/gb-news/queen-enters-new-phase-of-reign-with-no-public-engagements-planned-for-2021

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codefender 7 points ago +7 / -0

This isn't even her final form!

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SuckaFree 5 points ago +5 / -0

Somebody go tell Goku to hurry the eff up

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Mary911 5 points ago +6 / -1

Undergoing Adrenochrome Therapy. Like a Butterfly leaving it's Cocoon, she will emerge youthful once again and no one will recognize her. The crowds will cheer "Long Live the Queen." Hahah

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electricbroth1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just in time for Truth Social to spill the beans.

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JackieDaytona74 4 points ago +4 / -0

Reptiles do have to go through a molting period.

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Lord_Moo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Who are these experts they keep talking about? Is it just a filler word for the media to use as a fake source of credibility? What kind of person is an expert on queen "phases?" Jesus Christ, they make everything up don't they? But what am I supposed to do about it, experts already told me they'll handle everything for me.

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Taran77 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh she dead. Her new phase is turning to dust.

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freeDacian 4 points ago +4 / -0

in a coocoon? transfrring to new host?

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TitoshandmadePatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

when her death is finally announced keep an eye on what's going on they're trying to cover up.

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CaptainChrisPBacon 4 points ago +4 / -0

London Bridge Down.

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XRebelwithaCauseX 4 points ago +4 / -0

They make it sound as though she's regenerating. Probably stuck her into the cloning socket again.

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NobodyLikesSplatter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cryptic AF

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ghostsage 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why February?

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Suidlander 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maddam Toussodes needs more time on her

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CQVFEFE 4 points ago +4 / -0

So she's died, and the funeral's in February. Got it.

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UnbreakablePatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Has she finally become a full dracula?

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deaddragon 3 points ago +3 / -0

zero personality for a very long time. hope she's saved.

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igoape 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who is OxfordBlue on Twitter?

If there are no other sources but this then its a load of baloney, no other Brit media has this, but Twitter does.

Shitpost?

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we_let_this_happen 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think they are trying to figure out how to tell her loyal subjects .... clot shot got.?

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Europeade 3 points ago +3 / -0

What does that even mean in clown language? In our language = she's dead. What does it even freaking mean in clown world language anymore.. "entered a new phase". What? Like water? She's frozen now?

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MajorMooncricket 2 points ago +2 / -0

it doesn't even make sense in their own language. they claimed she had a back problem. That is not something that you enter a new phase for. This seems like to me a public acknowledgement that she is ill, and its not just an achy back.

its saying something without saying something. They are preparing the masses for the inevitable. The old cunt is sick and possibly wont make it, but they cant come out and even say why she is sick. Probably vaccine related. So they make a statement like this.

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real_russian_bot 2 points ago +2 / -0

evaporated. missing

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Lawjic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seriously ill and not going to be out in public. I think the clot shot she got was not so hot.

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DZP1 3 points ago +3 / -0

TIL 'new phase' is a euphemism for 'afterlife'.

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FreePatriot73 3 points ago +3 / -0

She gone…

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escapefromearth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is this a real headline and tweet? Is there a link?

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theghostofryan 3 points ago +3 / -0

What the hell kind of experts are "queen experts"?

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Striker1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Define “New Phase” —ummm like death and she’s on ice right now while we search for a body double or choose her designated time of her death to serve the DS?

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Retaining_H2O 3 points ago +3 / -0

I guess keeping her stiff corpse in the freezer is now called "A New Phase". :>)

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Trumplican4517 3 points ago +3 / -0

yes, her body is in decomposition phase... the literal rot. we know she's dead, she's been dead. we are in Op. London Bridge

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TrappedInBlueState 3 points ago +3 / -0

D E D

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Kilowatt2066 3 points ago +3 / -0

NEW PHASE? WTF does that mean?

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chocolatechomper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Phase of no longer being in this mortal plane of existence?