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Luminescent 4 points ago +5 / -1

I wonder who profits from conflict, I bet they have a pretty small hat to fill.

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Luminescent 2 points ago +2 / -0

They get popular because of their looks and somehow start to believe they have wisdom and intelligence along the way. I bet she was a lot quieter before she auditioned for Friends.

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Luminescent 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh good, another celebrity blathering. When will they realize that their career gains nothing by voicing their opinions?

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Luminescent 1 point ago +1 / -0

Root cause, George Soros. Job took 3 seconds.

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Luminescent 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never thought I'd have to ask someone if they got the clot shot before catching a ride with them. Growing up riding motorcycles made me cautious of other motorists to begin with, now I'm downright paranoid of them with the knowledge they might keel over doing 70 mph in a 2 ton chunk of metal.

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Luminescent 3 points ago +3 / -0

So I'm throwing a stick into the river like usual for the dog killing time in the heat of the day waiting on framers and plumbers to finish their job. Normally there's a plane every hour or so landing at the airport up the way but today it was particularly busy, anyway I load up the dog and as I'm leaving 4 fighter jets in perfect formation go ripping past. They weren't F-16, looked Navy or Marine Corp... Harrier Jump Jets or something more exotic maybe?...

Get back to the jobsite and see about progress and mention the jets blowing past and the owner says, "oh yeah, Trump is in town". I don't want to give away my MAGA excitement and say, "oh, that's interesting".

Anyway to plane fags what were they? To the rest of you, is there some rally I need to be at tonight in Aspen? Why the hell is the military giving him that kind of entrance if he isn't COC? What did he fly in on? Aspen airport can't handle a 747....

Isn't he supposed to be in Florida meeting with that jew?

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Luminescent 1 point ago +1 / -0

All those kids Dwayne Johnson and Oprah have locked in caves are trying to get out.

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Luminescent 1 point ago +1 / -0

Funny part is fleas aren't much of a problem in Colorado. Never had to treat my dog in Colorado, Arizona, Utah, New Mexico... Washington, Michigan and elsewhere sure. If this "plague" exists still it will rip through every humid state, Colorado won't be the launch site and if it is the casualties will be far less than neighboring Nebraska or Kansas. I call bullshit.

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Luminescent 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had a pet prairie dog at one point and I never had a problem. Maybe them ones up in Broomfield were cleaner than the ones you had in Saudi-Aurora.

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Luminescent 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gotta make as many excuses as possible for those sudden deaths.

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Luminescent 2 points ago +2 / -0

But he's the most popular president in history!

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Luminescent 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why wouldn't they run the most popular president in history a second term?

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Luminescent 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do they let GITMO prisoners have access to social media?

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Luminescent 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why do they always centralize fashion shows then? The models who flew into Paris from New York are less attractive?

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Luminescent 2 points ago +2 / -0

Your/ their grammar is atrocious but I love where your heart is.

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Luminescent 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is it just me or is too unattractive for modeling? Last call at the bar sure but I wouldn't have had her poster on my wall in high-school.

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Luminescent 1 point ago +1 / -0

Obama couldn't be elected either since he's Kenyan

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Luminescent 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought Stanley Kubrick was a genius film maker but to each their own.

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Luminescent 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know of any meteors made of flesh and blood? Just because I microwave yesterday's coffee doesn't mean I'm willing to stick my head in there while it's going.

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Luminescent 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rich people who have access to better health-care than us peasants dying suddenly before their average life expectancy? I'm betting he's correct in his assumption.

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Luminescent 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those are a myth unless you live in Tennessee

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