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Magpi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Destined for Il Donaldo Trumpo repost with a "which one of y'all did this"!

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Magpi 7 points ago +7 / -0

She probably has a tramp stamp with the same pic on it.

And wtf is that necklace supposed to be??

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Magpi 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oh this reminds me, this weekend I went to a concert and was standing in line to buy a pretzel when this guy with a mask walks up behind me, pulls the mask down so I can see his mouth as he asks "is this the concession line?"

Why bother??

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Magpi 2 points ago +2 / -0

THOSE DIGITS!! They don't lie.

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Magpi 3 points ago +3 / -0

First of all, these corporations should never be receiving taxpayer dollars. Second of all, any failed study should require the funds to be returned. Don't have the money? File for bankruptcy. Rinse, repeat. Eventually they'll be out of business for good.

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Magpi 2 points ago +2 / -0

omg spoiler, at least i don't know who the baby mama is lol

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Magpi 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was worried that would happen to me yesterday but it went through lol. Would not have surprised me in the least, though.

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Magpi 2 points ago +2 / -0

the return of Christ on the clouds

I dreamed of this as a child. I saw Him on the cloud and there were chunks of fire raining down on the earth. It was a terrifying dream. There was more to it than the chunks of fire, but your post reminded me of it.

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Magpi 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's saying was the pic of that fire or from something even before that.

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Magpi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Behemoth! <cough> That's a huge bitch!

(from hilarious movie Deuce Bigalow):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=assZ9bcucmQ

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Magpi 15 points ago +15 / -0

Barge #1: C'mon bois, we're gonna break these rusty chains ... and run!

Barge #2: I dunno, man ... what if we get caught??

Barge #26: Bruh, you worry too much. Last one out is a rotten egg! Let's gooooo!!

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Magpi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait, didn't the government just rule that it was okay for criminal illegal aliens to own/carry firearms?

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Magpi 5 points ago +5 / -0

All the Seattleans need to go out in full force wearing their red, white, and blue all day everyday, everywhere. PUSH BACK.

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Magpi 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's a "down she goes" delta for today, 4/11 Q#1129 (not saying it's related, just sayin').

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Magpi 7 points ago +7 / -0

May God give you peace and comfort during these trying times. Make sure you are taking time for YOU, for grieving and recovering. Grief is not a one-and-done thing; it can take weeks, it can take months, it can take years. It can punch you in the gut when you least expect it. Prayers for your Mother's partner's full recovery.

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