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NutrientEK 2 points ago +2 / -0

Notice how it said in the video that you can track to progress of your baby "from the comfort of your zone" and not from the comfort of your home.
This was intentional.

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NutrientEK 2 points ago +2 / -0

Step 1: Test the waters. Let people know you can add covid vax to the influenza vax.
Step 2: Backpeddal because nobody else wants the covid vax.
Step 3: Add covid vax to influenza vax. Shhh. Don't tell nobody.
Step 4: Change the colors, that way lower numbers show up darker.
Step 5: ?????
Step 6: Profit!

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NutrientEK 3 points ago +3 / -0

So he's cost the USA like $15T and destroyed the hopes of every person who lives and wants to live in the USA.
But at least it's going to get worse.

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NutrientEK 17 points ago +17 / -0

I think OP just googled for the biggest truck he could find. Some trucks are even heavier than 500 tons. But these are not those. These are, at max, 50 tons.

Even so. If they're going... HONK HONK!

Edit: Just checked. the CAT 740 weighs 36.2 tons.

Also, why the fuck is my handshake back?

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NutrientEK 2 points ago +2 / -0

Surely they'll make the receipts for those repairs public as well. Just to minimize suspicion.
I'm sure of it...

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NutrientEK 2 points ago +2 / -0

tbh... I'm not sure how to lose my handshake lol. I've been here for at least a year.

nvm. It's gone now I guess

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NutrientEK 1 point ago +2 / -1

It didn't lose it.
I'm not about to try to prove these test mean shit. Mainly because I'm never having one done, so I don't really give a fuck whether they work or not. You've misunderstood the memo though.
The CDC withdrew their request for EUA from the FDA for their RT-PCR test.
There are literally hundreds of other manufacturers of these PCR tests that are still authorized and even more that aren't PCR.
Regardless of whatever video people post, the battle hasn't been won.

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NutrientEK 2 points ago +2 / -0

Once you realize that there are literally hundreds of tests available, and PCR is just one of several varieties. Them suggesting that you adopt another test that can differentiate as well, isn't really admitting anything. It just says that they're not producing THEIR test anymore. It doesn't say all PCR tests don't work properly.

That being said, none of it matters. The numbers will go up when they need them to.

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NutrientEK 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shits going to get real crazy when there are 5 or more shots available.
We'll need complex charts to maintain an understanding of who can do what with who.
Or we can all not give a fuck.

I prefer the latter.

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NutrientEK 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Approximately two-thirds of patients report feeling fully recovered within 6 weeks of diagnosis."
Feeling fully recovered =/= fully recovered.

That shit's permanent. BAAaaahahahahah!

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NutrientEK 2 points ago +2 / -0

How is it known then? Where is this information?
I'm not baiting you into a witty "clap back". I'm being serious.

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NutrientEK 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have heard of Havana Syndrome, but had to look up the other.
I have to say that as thought provoking as what you're suggesting is, I'm not convinced. I don't see anything about triggering specific thoughts or mindsets outside of mass hysteria in confined groups.

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NutrientEK 1 point ago +2 / -1

The man is about as relevant as Worzel Gummidge.

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NutrientEK 15 points ago +15 / -0

It's called mental fatigue.

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NutrientEK 2 points ago +2 / -0

They should have beat his ass. But hindsight is 20/20 and, we all make mistakes.

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NutrientEK 2 points ago +2 / -0

You have already been vaccinated, but do not own a cell phone on which to carry your passport.

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NutrientEK 1 point ago +1 / -0

Remember that if anything bad happens, as per the updated OSHA guidelines, any loss of ability or loss of life as a result of getting a mandatory vaccination is considered a workplace injury. Your wives health and well-being is the responsibility of her employer now. And they must pay out in the same manner they would if it happened in the workplace.

Hope it doesn't come to that though. Best of luck!

Edit: It should go without saying that she should have a full and in-depth examination done beforehand, just to show that she is in perfect health.

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NutrientEK 2 points ago +3 / -1

I knew I saw that shit before.
Probably on Ogrish or something, back in the day.

The larp is real in this thread.

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NutrientEK 3 points ago +3 / -0

He has a salt water taffy stuck to his arm.
Oof. My man is lookin' like he got 50 years older since last month.

Don't care. He could have camouflage cargo shorts and spaghetti all down the front of his shirt. Still the best.

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NutrientEK 5 points ago +5 / -0

I forgot 9gag even existed.
When are the GaiaOnline spammers coming?

Midkek

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NutrientEK 2 points ago +2 / -0

The emperor has no clothes?

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NutrientEK 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't know...
I don't endorse slave labor, but I might buy me an iPhone.

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