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ProphetOfKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now he can be a full-time cock gobbler

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ProphetOfKek 12 points ago +12 / -0

Remember the press conference where said he was going to reveal info on Obama’s citizenship, came out and said “yup, he’s a citizen” to a crowded room of journalists and then walked off without further questions? Remember the chimp out from the presstitutes?

I’m not sure he wouldn’t do something like this.

by Qlue
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ProphetOfKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

And then, for absolutely no reason…

by Qlue
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ProphetOfKek 7 points ago +7 / -0

When i explained to my youngest about the birds and the bees, his first reaction (after “that’s way grosser than I thought”) was “I hope you lock the door”.

Kids do NOT want to see this.

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ProphetOfKek 5 points ago +5 / -0

Might have been because he kept getting swatted/harassed. Can’t say I blame him, and I’m no fan of his.

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ProphetOfKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean the ghetto was still ghetto before crack. Crack did make things worse, but it wasn’t some sort of paradise.

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ProphetOfKek 20 points ago +20 / -0

Make sure you scream like a lispy queer.

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ProphetOfKek 0 points ago +1 / -1

This will get buried but some glaucoma drops will turn your eyes brown.

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ProphetOfKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember reading about this in 2005. The consensus was that this is fraudulent and homosexual.

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ProphetOfKek 9 points ago +10 / -1

Yeah and they’ve been busted for transporting hookers across state lines.

by MAGULQ
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ProphetOfKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

At least palps wasn’t a giant faggot

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ProphetOfKek 5 points ago +5 / -0

Make sure to wipe it off with a rag after, not just rinse. Do an experiment with motor grease with soap/water with and without the rag. Poison ivy ks an oil, just like motor grease. Huge difference. I’ve also wondered if gojo would work.

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