Not a silly question. I personally prefer the NIV ("New International Version") for simplicity and clarity and ease of understanding and have read it twice, cover to cover. I have a Study version that has all kinds of notes, but the one I read all the time only has a few footnotes - much less intimidating and much lighter and easier to handle. But the other is nice for reference. I grew up with the King James Version, which is more poetic but not as accessible. I also have the 1699 version but haven't read that much at all. I would imagine the earlier versions are less "tampered with" but whatever brings you closest to God is what you should read. An unscholarly answer, but there you go.
Then immediately get to work repealing whatever amendment established the income tax and replace it with one PERMANENTLY outlawing it. Every good thing Trump does this time MUST be backed up by a law - while we still have both houses of Congress.
"We have built the greatest voter fraud network ..." (paraphrased)