Lol, he stopped at my favorite Kum & Go whenever I have to go to Spfd. (20 mi from my house).
Not surprised at all on them storing cheese there, one of the easiest places to refrigerate.
Springfield Underground actually extends under a large part of Springfield. (Denies any responsibility as to sinkholes in town). I heard RUMOR that Associated Wholesale Grocers (Just a bit SW) actually has elevator access.
I have it on good authority that there are still some of the C-130 Talon variants (and possibly newer J-models) equipped with a version of the "Skyhook" system developed in the 50's. Can't reveal source or he'd be in deep-chit.
The M&P series are nice, one of my regular carries is a M&P45.
I personally wouldn't recommend anything smaller than 9mm, less snappy than .380 and can actually get some penetration. I've seen smaller calibers (.380, .25) removed just under the skin on skull and sternum.
The biggest mistake a lot of ladies make is buying too SMALL of a handgun. They should shoot at least 5 different models before choosing one. A mid-size handgun that's designed for carry (no smaller than 9mm) will have less perceived recoil and more slide to get hold of. Kahr CW series has been a favorite of a number of the ladies that I have trained. It usually surprises them to find out that a full-size 45ACP is actually nicer on the hands and more accurate for them than the "little cute ones".
Yesterday was a holiday, for one. Could also still be discussing..