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Stumpycake 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm paying off my debts with money I'm making trading Bitcoin! All I have to do is watch a graph and tap a button! I'm so glad I didn't listen to you! ??

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Stumpycake 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yesterday: Boom Today: WWG1WGA Tomorrow: NCSWIS

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Stumpycake 1 point ago +1 / -0

Meanwhile over in TDW: "Dr. Seuss was a liberal! He deserves it!"

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Stumpycake 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Lol. I'm gonna muffle this bullhorn by pressing my ear against it." No. These people are not smart.

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Stumpycake 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm starting to think this has nothing to do with windmills and solar panels.

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Stumpycake 6 points ago +6 / -0

Last time was to show everyone that the stock market is manipulated. This time, I hope it's to show everyone who's involved.

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Stumpycake 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is it impolite to fabricate a heath crisis on the world to dampen a country's economic growth?

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Stumpycake 10 points ago +10 / -0

Imagine the DS panic when both sides of the uniparty start agreeing with each other and working together.

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Stumpycake 18 points ago +18 / -0

Never realized how tall GEOTUS is

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Stumpycake 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cool. I'm just gonna make some money until then.

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Stumpycake 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or I can re-invest and make more when it jumps again.

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Stumpycake 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know! Until I see shills here pushing back against digital currency, telling me it's a waste of money, then the CB just isn't panicking.

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Stumpycake 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh. Too late. I just invested some into Bit and Doge.

EDIT: Woah! +10% on my first day? Nice!

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Stumpycake 3 points ago +3 / -0

Time to start investing I guess. Better late than never. Doge or Bit?

EDIT: Lo and behold, here come the comments telling me not to because reasons. Same thing happens when I start talking about Silver too. How bout that?

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Stumpycake 4 points ago +4 / -0

Everytime I mention declass to the wife, she gets all giddy about finding out what really happened that day.

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Stumpycake 2 points ago +2 / -0

Think mirror. We just blackmailed Nancy.

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Stumpycake 4 points ago +4 / -0

Today's hearing was truly incredible. Made the Superbowl look like a puppy show.

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Stumpycake 2 points ago +2 / -0

When I retire, I want to move to Florida.

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