Please Pete, run for president.

I thought the shortage of tin-foil was from the Thanksgiving Turkey.

If parents cut back getting kids vaccinated, the Autism industry will be crippled.

My cardiologist said I needed to get vaccinated. Safe and effective he said. You're fired I said.

They cheat because we allow it. If there is no penalty, there is no law.

The scoff law agents are finally going to have to pay their own taxes.

Gee guys, as long as you are self scrubbing, could you please deport yourselves at the same time?

Adam Schit should be one of the first users of the newly constructed gallous for treason.

It's called a recess appointment.

This. Thune has promised to support the President in accomplishing his legislative agenda. If he doesn't I suspect there will be a new majority leader.

Start with the Maricopa County board.

Pompeo should be first in line at the gallous.

If you are leaving for IDONTCAREWHERE be sure to book your flight early to avoid the Thanksgiving and Christmas rush.

Get your fat ass out of New York.

Obama was ineligible to be President and that bastard served 2 terms.

"When Muslims are in the minority, they are very concerned with minority rights. When Muslims are the majority there are no minority rights." (Winston Churchill)

Don't you have to have money to buy? I am just a few weeks from suicide. I can't afford the ice for a diet coke.

Con fuck-us say... Never try to catch a falling knife.

I pity the foo.

It was never your turn, bitch!

I blame the fried chicken!

I will personally celebrate when the non-legacy Reddit dies in a pile of smoldering computers.

Delaware.

Correction. OP means "Revolutionary War"

Kamala was nothing more than impeachment Insurance. And it worked.