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auroch 2 points ago +2 / -0

But it expires 5 years from the date of the rollover to DJT, right? Not from the date of purchase?

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auroch 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks for the reply. A quick search shows an Investing.com page that quotes June 20, 2028.

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auroch 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks for the reply. You said March 25th, 2029, while someone else in this thread said 2025. A quick search shows an Investing.com page that quotes June 20, 2028.

Edit: I appreciate the help very much!

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auroch 2 points ago +2 / -0

ADX Florence keeps their inmates in solitary confinement for 22-23 hours per day. He would live out the rest of his natural life.

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auroch 15 points ago +15 / -0

If they were doing thermal overload, then devices would simply catch fire, not explode. Bad, don't get me wrong, but probably not fatal to many people at all.

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auroch 2 points ago +2 / -0

ONLY using our pre-approved assets

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auroch 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, only a few times towards the end of the day. It rose smoothly for hours.

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auroch 1 point ago +1 / -0

She's a deadbeat mom who has 0 custody and owes $21,000 in back child support.

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auroch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Apparently the President is a Trump standin, so take that for what you will.

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auroch 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have actually fired a privately owned cannon in a Civil War reenactment a number of years back. Jackass.

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auroch 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm an atheist, but just for giggles, I hereby pray that Hollywood be repaid a hundredfold for all the things they've been doing. Amen.

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auroch 14 points ago +14 / -0

Over $40 right now. Fuckin nice.

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auroch 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is not the same Billy Mitchell that played Donkey Kong. Though his nickname, "Silly Bitchell," is equally applicable to both.

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auroch 1 point ago +2 / -1

I agree with you pretty much completely. This part, in particular:

US Military apprehended a still unnamed geneticist who had previously worked at a hidden cloning lab in the Missouri Ozarks. It was reported he is being held under “isolated supervision” at Womack Army Medical Center, Fort Bragg, where military officials had examined and dissected clones recovered from labs in Missouri and Alaska.

That scientists also stated that clones last 3 years from the date of maturation and recalled, dissolved in acid, and replaced before showing signs of decay.

I believe, but I could be wrong, that this was first "reported" by Real Raw News, a website that has published stories about all kinds of politicians facing military tribunals, as well as things like Special Forces raiding cloning labs. They publish tons of stuff that we on .win would love to hear, but they're pretty widely regarded as fake news. Now, could they be true? Of course, but without real corroboration, you're just taking a sketchy website at it's word.

Incidentally, the site admits that "on the advice of their lawyers," what they post should be taken as satire. They also ask for money on GiveSendGo.

What I do find odd about them is that they explicitly name many, many people, often high-ranking officers like Admiral Darse Crandall (who is apparently overseeing many of these tribunals). As far as I know, none of them have come forward to call BS on the site. Again, highly sketchy, but weird enough that I check them out from time to time.

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auroch 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're describing Trumptastic Voyage, unless you have another clip that I'm not aware of. The Trump escalator segment starts at 0:19, while the podium with placard, wordmark, and stars begins at 1:05.

I quit watching the Simpsons years ago

So did I.

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auroch 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was quite sure I would have seen this in 2000, so I looked into it some more, and no, it did not air in 2000. It was a short called Trumptastic Voyage, and it aired in 2015.

The sequence from 2000 that you're probably thinking of is this one, where future Lisa (at the 0:33 mark) mentions that they have inherited "quite a budget crunch from President Trump."

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