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baddxian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anecdotal, but I've noticed that the incoming helicopter flights - which were once a week, mostly - have been once a day for the past year. Ambulances seem to be every hour that I've noticed (I've learned to tune them out...)

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baddxian 10 points ago +10 / -0

Damn you, Climate Change!

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baddxian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sorry, but WTH are they wearing? Are you sure this isn't in Israel, or some ME terrorist training camp? My gym shorts didn't look like that...

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baddxian 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Driving Slow" = doing the speed limit.

I want to get around the slowpoke in the right lane too, but I'm not cranking my company vehicle up to 90 miles per hour just so the chuckleheads behind me can get where they're going 5 minutes earlier. Drive to Survive, Arrive Alive...

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baddxian 3 points ago +3 / -0

In my best Bugs Bunny voice: "What a maroon!"

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baddxian 3 points ago +5 / -2

That's all well and good for y'all: your elections are over for two years. I'm in Georgia, and I've still got to get my courage up in December, and go cast another worthless vote for Herschel.

Vote Harder, my ass...

...and MTG (also from Georgia; I considered moving to her district so I could vote for her) let me down as well...

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baddxian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, pretty soon, God's going to find about 144,000 of them to spread his word, so that tells me there are some still out there...

"And I heard the number of the sealed, 144,000, sealed from every tribe of the sons of Israel. (Rev. 7:4)"

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baddxian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yah, no, it was the curtain that was rent in two, from the top to the bottom, so definitely God.

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baddxian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Back up in south GA at 5:30 pm...

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baddxian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good. Let 'em burn.

NEXT!!!

by BQnita
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baddxian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love that chessboard; really shows the magnitude of the challenge...

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baddxian 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't want to hear shit from you...

"Anton Szandor LaVey was an American author, musician, and occultist. He was the founder of the Church of Satan and the religion of Satanism. He authored several books, including The Satanic Bible, The Satanic Rituals, The Satanic Witch, The Devil's Notebook, and Satan Speaks! "

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baddxian 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope that the televised executions will be very cathartic...

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baddxian 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't eat watermelon, but still my first reaction was, "Stop giving them ideas!"

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baddxian 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Video surfaces"? I remember seeing this in February...

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baddxian 2 points ago +2 / -0

I went there regularly, until they removed the comments, which were often more informative (and entertaining) than the articles themselves.

I'll not sign into social media, for any reason. I'll stay here on Win...

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baddxian 1 point ago +1 / -0

"doodad doo·​dad | \ ˈdü-ˌdad
1 : an ornamental attachment or decoration 2 : an often small article whose common name is unknown or forgotten : GADGET"

One small change and you're golden...

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baddxian 1 point ago +1 / -0

And isn't that a rat trap over on the far left? Where was this staged, in a warehouse?

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baddxian 1 point ago +1 / -0

And what is CFB? I thought Canadian football died out years ago...