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caplock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, your are correct!! For me personally, I am not seeing the pleasure in sticking that thing or any other "thing" in my back side..., others may disagree!!

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caplock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like any other granny, she love's her knick-knacks, though they are a bit troublesome to dust around.

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caplock 2 points ago +2 / -0

My name is "Eye Patch McCain" and I support this message!!!

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caplock 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dude, that is hilarious!! I am picturing Rodman in a leisure suit and a red velvet Fedora and 3" platforms in the war room full of high ranking military and intelligence officers, Admiral Fikes, I said get me a close up of that mother fucker now...shiiit dawg, do I havna do it misellf?

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caplock 24 points ago +24 / -0

Eye Patch McCain, that is hilarious!! For me, he will now be known as Eye Patch McCain...forever.

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caplock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did Frank Luntz ask Kevin McCarthy to be his roommate or did Kevin ask Frank to be his roommate? Text: Frank to Kevin: Hi Kevin, Frank Luntz here, Kevin: Frank Luntz, WTF? Hey Kevin, apartments are expensive here in DC. I am looking for a roommate, are you interested. Kevin: Uh well, sure Frank, wutcha got? Frank: 2 bedroom, a nice kitchenette and covered carport. Kevin: Share a bathroom? Yes, why yes Kevin, we will share the bathroom. Kevin: Yes, let's do this Frank, Please send the paperwork Frank, I'll have someone fill it out and I'll send it back. Great Kevin, we'll celebrate this weekend.

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caplock 11 points ago +11 / -0

Can you imagine what that conversation sounded like on the phone. This deep voiced fag trying to sound like some hi pitched, nasty bitch, screaming into the phone in attempt to sound feminine, .."I am woman, hear me roar"!! The customer service rep Paul (from Punjab, India) arguing back in broken English, explaining to him that he is not a cunt, but just a fag in a skirt, as he stands bold, protecting the company's interest.

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caplock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks for the reminder Ash!! So important. Love your work by the way.

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caplock 1 point ago +1 / -0

You sure they aren't Americans trying to get used to driving a car from the left lane. I tore my rental up car pulling up to the curbs. Staying in a luxurious downtown town hotel, high curbs....,you should have seen the face of the doorman as I pulled up, he had the look of WTF, the screeching of metal on curb was so loud and disturbing, everybody around there just looked in disbelief, it was hilarious!!

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caplock 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hmm, I think Big Mike is on the right. He just got out of the shower and is getting ready to give Barry the ol' Johnson. I have no sauce to back it up....just sayin.

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caplock 1 point ago +1 / -0

She's very lucky and so are you. Wouldn't it be awesome if he could bake?

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caplock 1 point ago +1 / -0

She certainly looks like a nice girl...I think.

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caplock 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is hilarious!!

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caplock 3 points ago +3 / -0

With all due respect.....give us a warning!! Hilarious. I can't stop laughing, it's just so wrong.

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caplock 11 points ago +11 / -0

Or maybe pics. of Big Mike when he is pregnant.

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caplock 1 point ago +1 / -0

That baby is how big? Well, when does he get out? Can I put you on hold for a minute, hey Daniel, there is some guy named Podesta on the line, he's wondering when you are getting out!!

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caplock 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your name tells me you may know a thing or two about Fractals? Mother nature...the real artist!!!

https://fractalfoundation.org/fractivities/WhatIsaFractal-1pager.pdf

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