His name is "Eye Patch McCain", please show some respect and use his proper name. Thank you.

Yes, your are correct!! For me personally, I am not seeing the pleasure in sticking that thing or any other "thing" in my back side..., others may disagree!!

Like any other granny, she love's her knick-knacks, though they are a bit troublesome to dust around.

My name is "Eye Patch McCain" and I support this message!!!

Daaamn!!! And I thought we were the ones "taking it in the ass".

Dude, that is hilarious!! I am picturing Rodman in a leisure suit and a red velvet Fedora and 3" platforms in the war room full of high ranking military and intelligence officers, Admiral Fikes, I said get me a close up of that mother fucker now...shiiit dawg, do I havna do it misellf?

Eye Patch McCain, that is hilarious!! For me, he will now be known as Eye Patch McCain...forever.

Did Frank Luntz ask Kevin McCarthy to be his roommate or did Kevin ask Frank to be his roommate? Text: Frank to Kevin: Hi Kevin, Frank Luntz here, Kevin: Frank Luntz, WTF? Hey Kevin, apartments are expensive here in DC. I am looking for a roommate, are you interested. Kevin: Uh well, sure Frank, wutcha got? Frank: 2 bedroom, a nice kitchenette and covered carport. Kevin: Share a bathroom? Yes, why yes Kevin, we will share the bathroom. Kevin: Yes, let's do this Frank, Please send the paperwork Frank, I'll have someone fill it out and I'll send it back. Great Kevin, we'll celebrate this weekend.

Can you imagine what that conversation sounded like on the phone. This deep voiced fag trying to sound like some hi pitched, nasty bitch, screaming into the phone in attempt to sound feminine, .."I am woman, hear me roar"!! The customer service rep Paul (from Punjab, India) arguing back in broken English, explaining to him that he is not a cunt, but just a fag in a skirt, as he stands bold, protecting the company's interest.

Thanks for the reminder Ash!! So important. Love your work by the way.

You sure they aren't Americans trying to get used to driving a car from the left lane. I tore my rental up car pulling up to the curbs. Staying in a luxurious downtown town hotel, high curbs....,you should have seen the face of the doorman as I pulled up, he had the look of WTF, the screeching of metal on curb was so loud and disturbing, everybody around there just looked in disbelief, it was hilarious!!

Hmm, I think Big Mike is on the right. He just got out of the shower and is getting ready to give Barry the ol' Johnson. I have no sauce to back it up....just sayin.

She's very lucky and so are you. Wouldn't it be awesome if he could bake?

She certainly looks like a nice girl...I think.

Simply sassy!!!

Grasshopper!!!

That is hilarious!!

With all due respect.....give us a warning!! Hilarious. I can't stop laughing, it's just so wrong.

Or maybe pics. of Big Mike when he is pregnant.

That baby is how big? Well, when does he get out? Can I put you on hold for a minute, hey Daniel, there is some guy named Podesta on the line, he's wondering when you are getting out!!

Awesome!!!

Well said my Fren!!

Your name tells me you may know a thing or two about Fractals? Mother nature...the real artist!!!

https://fractalfoundation.org/fractivities/WhatIsaFractal-1pager.pdf

Austin is next. Formula 1 racing is coming to Austin this weekend. They will be turning off GPS for the upcoming race. City officials are anticipating liberal retard U of Texas students using GPS to access the commuter lanes on the designated streets used for the race. Nothing worse than a hungover diverse study student clogging up a fucking lane looking for the nearest Austin Chai Wala food truck. Formula 1 racing officials concur!

Dude, that is hilarious!!!