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greatpumpkin 1 point ago +1 / -0

The very 1st one should be signed right after the oath of office, as he's standing at the podium, so he can hold it up for all to see:

  1. The borders are CLOSED until further notice. Only properly documented American citizens shall cross back into the country.
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greatpumpkin 1 point ago +1 / -0

After suing them into bankruptcy, make sure their patents are automatically classified 'expired'.

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greatpumpkin 1 point ago +1 / -0

A comedian being ... funny.

Imagine that.

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greatpumpkin 4 points ago +4 / -0

They're going to have to use a lot of bleach cleaning it next month anyway. Might as well use this opportunity to rip it out to the studs, and rebuild.

Mar-A-Lago is just as good a place as Blair House was.

Truman Reconstruction

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greatpumpkin 5 points ago +5 / -0

The guided-missile cruiser USS Gettysburg, which is part of the USS Harry S. Truman Carrier Strike Group, mistakenly fired on and hit the aircraft ...

... note the lack of information about the captain of the Gettysburg ...

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greatpumpkin 3 points ago +3 / -0

The 'permanent veto' is, currently anyway, still too useful to abandon.

Having said that, funding the UN is asinine. The US should reduce its 'contribution' to that of the lowest paid nation, that actually paid up in the prior year.

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greatpumpkin 3 points ago +3 / -0

As always, we know the 'powers-that-be' have been, are, and will continue lying to us.

Do your own research.

Make up your own mind.

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greatpumpkin 6 points ago +6 / -0

There's only so much space in the White House press room.

I can't wait for him to start issuing passes to folks like joe rogan, john stossel; some podcasters; a few local newspapers like in Cleveland, Cedar Rapids, Reno, Cheyanne, Lubbock, Shreveport, Memphis, etc. All those new media folks filling the room, they'll just have to kick out the 3-letter agencies.

Not discriminatory ya know, it's the Fire Code limits ...

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greatpumpkin 3 points ago +3 / -0

The president-elect has made a habit of threatening challengers to Republicans who cross him. Many have been successful, though he’s come up short in challenging some — like Sen. Lisa Murkowski (R-Alaska) — who have not been reflexive votes for his nominees or agenda.

He didn't come up short. They cheated. Again.

Goddamned ranked choice voting = rigged 'elections'.

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greatpumpkin 1 point ago +1 / -0

"And a TWEET changed all of it? Can you imagine what the next 2 years are gonna be like, if every time Congress works its will - and then there's a tweet, [or someone] who threatens Republicans with a primary, and they succumb?"

I cannot not wait to find out how politicians act when they're being held accountable.

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greatpumpkin 2 points ago +2 / -0

She ran out of Black Velvet and needed a refill before sobering up.

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greatpumpkin 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I were in Congress, I'd make it a campaign promise not to vote on any bill I hadn't personally read first.

That way there's no misunderstandings, at home, or in the swamp ...

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greatpumpkin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Vacate the Chair!

Keep it empty until Jan 20 = 1 month without gov't interference.

Frankly, I cannot think of a better Christmas present.

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greatpumpkin 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dear Russia,

Please do not let O'Biden bait you into a larger conflict. Do what you need to do to defend yourselves, we understand, but please do not escalate. In 35 days, President Trump will make it right.

Sincerely,

American's with functioning brains.

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greatpumpkin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Drones naturally attract attention.

See drone = shoot drone.

I'm guessing the skeet guys are getting in some really good practice time.

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