This is r/iamverysmart material which manufactured a negative disposition conundrum in my homeostasis.
I even regret wearing contact lenses for a while as they made my eyes drier and exposed some blood vessels in the whites. I'd never have elective surgery on the most important sensing organs just to get rid of glasses, the reward is clearly not worth the risk.
Credit where credit is due: despite their dubious owners, the ice-cream itself is amazingly delicious every single time. It's got a price premium in Europe but it's still worth it because it's much better than the local competition.
Planes get destroyed by hitting flocks of birds and lampposts but in 2001 two of them took down three buildings - two of which were specially reinforced against terrorism - that fell on their footprint at freefall speeds, something that's challenging to achieve even with controlled demolition. I hope the truth comes out one day.
It's about as convincing as Tobias Fünke acting like a cop.