Same here out in Colorado. For the first time in a decade, we're no longer in a drought. Wettest July on record. We usually have wildfire warnings, but now we have flood warnings.
If you have to customize the standard fry order for them, then they're not good fries if they can't stand alone. They are possibly the worst fast food fries I've had and that even includes Burger King.
Their fries are shit and the burger's mediocre. The only reason they're popular in CO is because CA transplants are brainwashed into thinking it's palatable food.
Good advice. Also - you could just not get pulled over.