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queef 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ve got a Canadian dollar that says he gets sworn in Justine Castro.

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queef 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here I thought all they did was make Swedish Fish.

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queef 3 points ago +3 / -0

No better way to show your thanks than posting nudes.

For those in Rio Linda, that was a joke.

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queef 7 points ago +7 / -0

This will send me researching down the [a] hole.

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queef 2 points ago +2 / -0

Using such vulgar language will only turn off the stupid fucking normies we’re slowly trying to wake up.

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queef 5 points ago +5 / -0

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed.

One fell off and bumped his head.

Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,

“Bring him in for a COVID booster.”

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queef 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looking forward to Ralph Maddow, with those weird facial contortions and that condescending tone, spending a full hour on how President Trump doesn't check the box for the voluntary Presidential election contribution.

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queef 1 point ago +1 / -0

If his wife can't stand having him home all day, maybe he can get a job at Homo Depot.

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queef 10 points ago +10 / -0

It looks as if someone is on the rag today.

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queef 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would have been even better if you left out the laugh part.

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queef 5 points ago +5 / -0

Get a sample of mozzarella cheese.

Put sample inside book.

Place under rotisserie chicken lamp.

Voila! Mike Robinson’s Eggplant Parmigiana.

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queef 3 points ago +3 / -0

Having your head up your ass can cause a change in appearance.

For the record, I'm still not sure of his role in this movie.

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queef 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's Ketanji...Ms. Jackson, if you're nasty…

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