He opened his front door then he opened his back door.

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If any full exposure is coming, I sure hope it’s Kari Lake and not Katie Slobs.

At least we can hope it’s someone with better hair.

This is like having the MSNBC watching the hen house.

Where will AOC finish?

Who is who?

I'd estimate that 99.17% of my contributions here are shitposts, but maybe I will be serious for a moment. For whatever reason, I'm not as depressed as the MSM suggests I should be. In fact, I checked in to watch MSM coverage of the election results (I rarely watch anything anymore as GAW is my primary news source) and I was pleased how I so easily picked up on their BS narrative. So thank you boys and girls of GAW for that. Like the rest of you, I would enjoy a few (thousand) tribunals during the holidays with a side order of executions, but all I can do is give it two weeks to stop the dread.

It doesn’t take a Professor to know the missing H is for Thurston Howell III, who owns the surrounding islands.

No one really gets stuck on an island when they had all the tools they needed to leave.

That was Lyin' Ted. Little Marco was the one in the hot tub.

If you can't remember your password, what's the chances you will remember to wash your member?

Remind me not to borrow your phone.

His beef is uncut.

Brings what up?

Let's not forget about her labiaplasty.

Typo: assailant should read ass bandit.

There's no evidence the hole was small or a window was involved, but we do know the intruder was squeezing into a hole.

Huma found the magic spot.

https://youtu.be/eEqV063FBrA

Lest anybody think that that post was somebody who was truly banned that was not. His username has code that’s indicative of the mentioning of the name of a certain radio talk show host.

...doggie style howling in honor of Paulie...

For those keeping score, Nancy Pelosi has now refused to hand over security footage from:

• January 6

• Paul's backdoor intrusion

• her Botox clinic

Anyone from the Czech Republic should get it for free.

Can you repeat that?

Username checks out.