That's The Answer we've been waiting for.

Gives Ridin’ With Biden a [w]hole new meaning.

They do know makeup.

I think the back door is a more applicable reference.

I’m always more than a bit uncomfortable with a term like “chosen.” I am extremely thankful that I know what I know, and I also know I’m likely to find out I didn’t know much. Maybe another way to put it is that I do believe I wouldn’t be one of the 99% who would wind up in the hospital. Chosen, however, is a title I’m not personally ready to accept.

CNN viewers + MSNBC viewers + General Hospital viewers (or whatever crap the "big three" are showing) = 4-6%

Boosters are limited just to alumni.

A lot of blood would be spilled.

Someone told her a joke. "How do you kill a four hour erection?" "Look at Kathy Hochul."

They are turning on each other.

Still likely to be more coherent than Dianne Feinstein.

If he's Hang the "wife" should be Hung.

If the election doesn’t work out, I hope he opens a My Pillow franchise in Argentina.

If I trust the plan, I’m thinking this slowbama drip of info is designed to make him squirm even more than Big Mike does.

I once said the same thing about a hand job, and the manager demanded I give him one or they wouldn’t cash the check.

Things can get really sticky these days.

A MoBro diploma is a great stepping stone to working at KFC or Popeye's.

If he can handle Big Mike, prison should be no problem for Barry.

As opposed to using your real name here. 😉

Hopefully it’s not DoorDash with Jerry Nadler’s lunch.

You could see the hemorrhoids sprouting as he squirmed in his chair.

I'm a little impatient, so I'd prefer 5 minute deltas.

Drag is the right word.

Finally, after a little digging, I make something other than a shitpost.

The mystery man is Victor Mellor, Sr.

Be careful when asking for cream in your coffee.

Now imagine if you turned into a lunatic and bled through your pecker every month.

Same hree.