That rules out Bill Belichick.

Hutchinson…Hutch…Starsky and Hutch…Stars in sky…Space Force…

…I’m really bad at this.

Oh brother.

If your tongue is numb, how do you think Lori Lightfoot’s girlfriend feels?

Imagine the last survivors on Earth being Jerry Nadler and Stacey Abrams and then they decide to rebuild the human race. The ending isn’t for everyone.

Updated my CV to say pusillanimous hound.

🙏

The reverse hygienist position is my favorite.

Wait until they start selling red pills. NCSWIC.

Kamala H. has entered the chat.

I'd have responded quicker but I'm typing with one hand.

"Bartender, another round of boosters for my libtard friends, please."

@realDonaldTrump

I can’t figure out the whole McConnell angle. The SCOTUS judges seem awful (or is it part of the plan?), but we’re seeing good things with these other judges that you have to credit him for helping get through.

@lizzobeeating? Can you imagine eating Lizzo?

Just a (un)friendly note that I'm still not 100% sure, but it's very likely you will owe tax on the difference between the amount you pay and the value of the share you receive. For example, you purchase DWACW at $12.50, the exercise is $11.50, for a total of $24 paid. If the share you receive is worth $52, you will pay ordinary income tax on the $28 difference.

Once Donald Cuck was watching Daisy get plowed by Mickey, I cancelled.

Fairy, unbalanced, and afraid.

I didn't recall this, but President Trump, Ivanka, and Jared show up as attendees.

It wasn't exactly a secret trip:

https://trumpwhitehouse.archives.gov/briefings-statements/remarks-president-trump-world-economic-forum-davos-switzerland/

The most shocking development is Joe lasted on the phone for 1 hour and 50 minutes. That diaper must have been full.

"CUT! Ms. Abrams, you cannot bring food onto the set. Will someone wipe whatever it is dripping off of her chin?"

"Fuck you, motherfucker. And it's President of the Motherfucking Earth to you."

I might have to re-add Imagine to my playlist.

He's worried about his crypto getting taxed.

Let's call him Coinbased.

Plot twist: her name is Ru.

Nothing can stop who is cooking.